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CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant
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CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s advisors are whispering sweet nothings about how he should travel the…

BBC Has Emergency Meeting to Decide Whether to LMAO at Trump’s Silly Lawsuit
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BBC Has Emergency Meeting to Decide Whether to LMAO at Trump’s Silly Lawsuit

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

The BBC, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by the Brits, naturally), is quaking in its boots! Turns out, editing…

Leaked Emails Show Epstein and Trump Were Totally Besties (Not Really)
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Leaked Emails Show Epstein and Trump Were Totally Besties (Not Really)

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Oh, great, more witch-hunt garbage from the Democrat losers on the House Oversight Committee! Now they’re dragging up Epstein’s name…

Fritz and Shelton: Saving American Men’s Tennis (One Wimpy Serve at a Time)
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Fritz and Shelton: Saving American Men’s Tennis (One Wimpy Serve at a Time)

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Another day, another woke sports story! CNN is at it again, pushing their gender agenda even into TENNIS! Apparently, these…

Ukraine War: Trauma That’ll Last Longer Than Your Last Relationship, Says Some Doc From MSF, According to CNN
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Ukraine War: Trauma That’ll Last Longer Than Your Last Relationship, Says Some Doc From MSF, According to CNN

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

MSF Secretary General claims it will take ‘generations’ to get over Ukraine war trauma? More like generations to undo the…

Tariffs: Taxes in Disguise? Court to Decide if Trump’s Trade War Was Just One Big Tax Scam
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Tariffs: Taxes in Disguise? Court to Decide if Trump’s Trade War Was Just One Big Tax Scam

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re whining about tariffs, calling them a…

CNN: Trump’s Economy Flops Harder Than Biden’s, Sad
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CNN: Trump’s Economy Flops Harder Than Biden’s, Sad

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re twisting President Trump’s words on the economy to fit their failing, liberal narrative.…

Sinner and Alcaraz BFFs FOREVER, Tennis World Shudders
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Sinner and Alcaraz BFFs FOREVER, Tennis World Shudders

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Sinner and Alcaraz, or as I like to call them, “The Hair Twins,” are battling for the World No. 1…

Union Boss Throws Shade at Trump’s Air Traffic Controller Tantrum | CNN
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Union Boss Throws Shade at Trump’s Air Traffic Controller Tantrum | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Oh, the drama! Crooked CNN weeps as Air Traffic Controllers are asked to do the jobs they are *paid* to…

OMG! UK Throws Epic Tantrum, Stops Sharing Secrets with US over a TINY Boat Mishap
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OMG! UK Throws Epic Tantrum, Stops Sharing Secrets with US over a TINY Boat Mishap

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s throwing a tantrum now! The UK, once our trusty sidekick, is suddenly clutching its pearls…

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