Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re trying to make President Trump’s masterful trade negotiations with China look bad, but patriots know better. It’s all part of the Deep State’s plan to undermine America!
China’s exports to the US are down? Good! That means we’re buying less of their commie junk. They’re just shifting their exports elsewhere, probably to fund their global domination schemes.
Soybeans and beef? China’s playing games, but Trump’s one step ahead. He got them to agree to buy tons of soybeans! They’ll be begging for our beef soon enough, once they realize woke Australian and Argentinian beef can’t compete!
CNN is spinning this as a loss for America, but it’s a win. Trump’s making China sweat and draining their swamp. MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
