Another day, another deep state attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! Now they’re whining that Secretary of Defense Hegseth wants to keep sensitive military info out of the hands of… wait for it… CONGRESS! You know, those swamp creatures who leak like sieves to the Fake News Media?
Hegseth, a true patriot, is making sure our military operations against those drug-running scum in Latin America aren’t sabotaged by some bleeding-heart liberal spilling the beans to their buddies in the cartels. And of course, the Dems are furious because they can’t get their hands on info about our missile defense systems, probably so they can sell it to China!
Rep. Don Bacon, sounds like a soy boy name to me, complains about military members being “afraid to communicate” with lawmakers. Maybe they’re just afraid of being grilled by Adam Schiff about imaginary Russian collusion!
The Fake News is spinning this as some kind of tyrannical power grab, but we know the truth: Hegseth is protecting our nation from enemies both foreign and DOMESTIC. And if some crybaby reporters don’t like it, good riddance! They can go peddle their propaganda somewhere else. MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
