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Columbia University About to Grease Trump’s Palm with Millions to Get That Sweet, Sweet Federal Cash
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Columbia University About to Grease Trump’s Palm with Millions to Get That Sweet, Sweet Federal Cash

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Looks like President Trump is cleaning house, folks! Columbia University, that bastion of liberal indoctrination, is crawling back to the…

Before the Menendez Bros and Juice – Billionaire Boys Club: The OG True Crime Obsession That Hooked America
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Before the Menendez Bros and Juice – Billionaire Boys Club: The OG True Crime Obsession That Hooked America

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, glorifying criminals! This time, it’s the “Billionaire Boys Club,” a bunch of rich kids…

FEMA Erased Camp Mystic Buildings from Flood Map Like a Bad Ex Before Expansion, Records Show (LOL) | CNN
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FEMA Erased Camp Mystic Buildings from Flood Map Like a Bad Ex Before Expansion, Records Show (LOL) | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Another day, another liberal catastrophe! This time, it’s a “tragic” flood at some ritzy girls’ camp in Texas. You know,…

CNN Asks ‘Superman’ Cast Members What Brand of Coffee They Can’t Live Without
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CNN Asks ‘Superman’ Cast Members What Brand of Coffee They Can’t Live Without

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Another woke Hollywood production brought to you by the fake news media! Of course, CNN is promoting this garbage. The…

AI-generated Fake News Frenzy: US Officials Edition
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AI-generated Fake News Frenzy: US Officials Edition

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re now claiming that Secretary of State Marco Rubio and White House Chief of…

Oh, Canada! Your Niceness Is SO Annoying It Crashed the Web
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Oh, Canada! Your Niceness Is SO Annoying It Crashed the Web

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Oh, Canada! Land of maple syrup, free healthcare (that isn’t really free), and now, nauseating levels of virtue signaling! This…

CNN Asks the Real Questions: Could Trump Even Handle NYC’s Pigeons, Let Alone Run It?
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CNN Asks the Real Questions: Could Trump Even Handle NYC’s Pigeons, Let Alone Run It?

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Folks, can you believe the fake news CNN is at it again? They’re hyperventilating because our great President Trump suggested…

OMG! China’s at it again, stealing legal secrets from DC’s elite
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OMG! China’s at it again, stealing legal secrets from DC’s elite

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting that Chinese hackers are at it again? Quelle surprise! Apparently, they broke into the email accounts…

Trump declares war on tacos and croissants
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Trump declares war on tacos and croissants

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

More Winning! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is slapping 30% tariffs on the EU and Mexico. It’s about time…

CNN: Trump’s Epic Fail Assassination Attempt Still Echoing Through the Ages
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CNN: Trump’s Epic Fail Assassination Attempt Still Echoing Through the Ages

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Another year, another foiled attempt by the Deep State to take down our glorious President Trump! Salena Zito’s new book…

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