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Cuomo’s Alleged Misdeeds: Now Sponsored by the Taxpayers of New York
Elephant Reads CNN

Cuomo’s Alleged Misdeeds: Now Sponsored by the Taxpayers of New York

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Another day, another Democrat scandal! It seems former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, a darling of the liberal elite, can’t…

Local News: Apparently America’s Gone Full-On News Diet, and Nobody Noticed
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Local News: Apparently America’s Gone Full-On News Diet, and Nobody Noticed

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about a supposed “decline” in journalism, but I see it as a…

Nvidia, the $4 Trillion Overlord, Laughs Maniacally at Apple and Microsoft’s Pathetic Attempts to Keep Up
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Nvidia, the $4 Trillion Overlord, Laughs Maniacally at Apple and Microsoft’s Pathetic Attempts to Keep Up

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Another day, another win for American innovation under President Trump! Nvidia, the chipmaker that’s been crushing it thanks to the…

31 Tunnel Dwellers Evicted After Accidental Landscaping Project
Elephant Reads CNN

31 Tunnel Dwellers Evicted After Accidental Landscaping Project

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Thirty-one workers rescued from a tunnel collapse in Los Angeles. You know what that sounds like? A…

‘It Could Be His Obamacare’: GOP Senator Exposes Trump to Existential Threat (AKA Thinking) | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

‘It Could Be His Obamacare’: GOP Senator Exposes Trump to Existential Threat (AKA Thinking) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks, painting Senator Thom Tillis as some kind of maverick for daring to question our…

Fruit Loops Stock Skyrockets 50% After Being Bought By Nutella People
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Fruit Loops Stock Skyrockets 50% After Being Bought By Nutella People

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! First Mars buys Kellanova, now Ferrero is swooping in for WK Kellogg! Is nothing sacred anymore? I…

Russia Sanctions Bill: GOP Senators Play Twister to Appease Trump’s Delicate Ego
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Russia Sanctions Bill: GOP Senators Play Twister to Appease Trump’s Delicate Ego

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is trying to make it sound like President Trump is somehow being “controlled” by Russia again! Give…

“We’re All In This Together”: A Family’s Hilarious Journey of Packing Up and Leaving the US (Voluntarily!) | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

“We’re All In This Together”: A Family’s Hilarious Journey of Packing Up and Leaving the US (Voluntarily!) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN about someone leaving our great nation because of President Trump’s commitment to enforcing…

FEMA’s Texas Flood Relief: Noem’s Penny-Pinching Hijinks Strike Again
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FEMA’s Texas Flood Relief: Noem’s Penny-Pinching Hijinks Strike Again

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another leftist media smear campaign against President Trump and his fantastic administration! CNN, still whining about “monstrous floodwaters”…

Zionist Website Used to Snitch on Students, Claims Top ICE Official (Probably a Conspiracy, TBH)
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Zionist Website Used to Snitch on Students, Claims Top ICE Official (Probably a Conspiracy, TBH)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Folks, can you believe what these radical leftist professors are trying to pull? Suing the Trump administration for “chilling their…

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