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Another ISIS guy bites the dust, Uncle Sam strikes again
Elephant Reads CNN

Another ISIS guy bites the dust, Uncle Sam strikes again

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Another ISIS scumbag bites the dust, thanks to President Trump’s decisive action! While the liberal media will probably downplay this…

Smerconish Declares What Trump Should’ve Said, As If Trump Takes Notes From CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Smerconish Declares What Trump Should’ve Said, As If Trump Takes Notes From CNN

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re shedding crocodile tears with the Palestinian Authority PM about a…

ICE Detains Pastor’s Pal, Hilarity Ensues (Not Really) | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Detains Pastor’s Pal, Hilarity Ensues (Not Really) | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Another sob story from CNN about an illegal alien! This “pastor” overstayed his visa! Cry me a river! He should…

Ghislaine Maxwell’s Attorney Spills the Tea to CNN: A Real Legal Masterclass or Just More Fluff?
Elephant Reads CNN

Ghislaine Maxwell’s Attorney Spills the Tea to CNN: A Real Legal Masterclass or Just More Fluff?

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, isn’t that just precious? Ghislaine “I Know Too Much” Maxwell, the gal pal of that sicko Epstein, spilling the…

From Fabulist to Fed: George Santos Checks into the Big House for a 7-Year Staycation Courtesy of Uncle Sam | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

From Fabulist to Fed: George Santos Checks into the Big House for a 7-Year Staycation Courtesy of Uncle Sam | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Another Deep State Target Bites the Dust! George Santos, the MAGA warrior who dared to question the swamp, has been…

Tariffs: The Goldilocks Zone (or How Trump Might Accidentally Nuke the Economy)
Elephant Reads CNN

Tariffs: The Goldilocks Zone (or How Trump Might Accidentally Nuke the Economy)

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re trying to downplay President Trump’s HUGE success with these new trade deals.…

CNN Politics bravely ventures into… Alligator Alcatraz (lol)
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Politics bravely ventures into… Alligator Alcatraz (lol)

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, the humanity! CNN, never one to miss a chance to bash our glorious nation, is now hyperventilating about “Alligator…

DON BROCO Sells Their Souls to FEARLESS RECORDS, Unleashes Ear-Bleeding ‘Cellophane’
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DON BROCO Sells Their Souls to FEARLESS RECORDS, Unleashes Ear-Bleeding ‘Cellophane’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

U.K. rock… juggernauts? 🤣 More like slightly above-average-sized pebbles, DON BROCO, bless their hearts, are apparently “charging” (read: slowly waddling)…

Katie Ledecky, Destroyer of Pools, Back for More Gold (Shocker)
Elephant Reads CNN

Katie Ledecky, Destroyer of Pools, Back for More Gold (Shocker)

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, look, another “superstar” athlete the liberal media is drooling over. Katie Ledecky, is it? More like Katie “Liberal Agenda”…

Saudi Arabia’s Grand Plan: Gold Medals and Sky-High Dreams (Literally)
Elephant Reads CNN

Saudi Arabia’s Grand Plan: Gold Medals and Sky-High Dreams (Literally)

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Another week, another attempt by the sand-covered socialists in the Middle East to distract from their support for terrorism! First,…

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