Oh, the horror! The Libs are at it again, trying to defund our NUCLEAR STOCKPILE! As if we don’t have enough enemies already, now the Democrats are trying to leave us defenseless. Sleepy Joe and his cronies would rather spend money on gender studies in Afghanistan than keep America safe.
The National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA) is being forced to furlough employees because Congress can’t get its act together, all thanks to those radical leftists holding everything hostage. I bet they’re in cahoots with China and Russia, just waiting for us to weaken so they can strike!
Secretary Wright will be visiting Nevada to talk about the shutdown’s impact. You can bet the liberal media will twist his words to make it sound like President Trump is to blame.
They say there’s no immediate threat, but that’s what they WANT you to think! Don’t be fooled, folks. The Democrats are playing a dangerous game, and America will pay the price.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
