Oh no, the stock market had a boo-boo! Must be the Democrats and their socialist agenda trying to undermine President Trump’s booming economy! I bet George Soros is behind this, pulling the strings from his leftist lair!
Wall Street is having a “jittery” day. Translation: the Deep State is panicking because they can’t stop Trump! “Rising US-China trade tensions?” That’s just China trying to play tough, but President Trump will win! Regional banks having “trouble?” Probably run by woke liberals who are too busy virtue signaling to manage money!
Zions Bancorp and Western Alliance Bancorp are whining about losses. Boo hoo! Maybe they should stop funding Planned Parenthood and start investing in America! Jamie Dimon is “concerned?” He’s probably just a closet liberal trying to scare everyone. The VIX jumped 20%? Sounds like a sale to me! Time to buy, patriots! Gold is up? Smart move. Always invest in gold in case the Democrats try to bring back the gold standard and turn us into Venezuela overnight.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
