Another day, another victory for the godless left! Oklahoma’s new superintendent, probably a secret socialist, is scrapping the mandate to put Bibles in classrooms. Can you believe the nerve? It’s like they want our kids to grow up without knowing the Good Book.
Of course, the radical left civil rights groups are celebrating, probably sipping their soy lattes and plotting how to indoctrinate more kids with their woke nonsense. And a lawsuit? You bet! They can’t stand the idea of children learning about faith and values.
Ryan Walters, a true patriot, is out, and now this “Lindel Fields” is undoing all the good work. Probably appointed by some RINO governor who’s secretly in league with the Democrats. They claim it’s about taxpayer money, but we know the real reason: they hate God and America.
And don’t even get me started on the schools that refused to comply with the Bible mandate. Probably run by closet communists who want to turn our children into mindless drones.
They’re reviewing everything Walters did, including the ideology exam for teachers from California and New York. Because, you know, we wouldn’t want any liberals poisoning the minds of our youth with their anti-American garbage.
It’s all part of the leftist agenda to destroy our country from within. But don’t worry, President Trump is still fighting for us! We need to stay vigilant and keep praying for America!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
