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Instagram Goes PG-13: Meta’s Teen-Proof Update (Yeah, Right)
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Instagram Goes PG-13: Meta’s Teen-Proof Update (Yeah, Right)

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Ah, Instagram, bending the knee to the woke mob yet again! They’re now aligning their “Teen Accounts” with PG-13 movie…

Alex Jones Gets Owned So Hard, Even the Supreme Court’s Like, “Nah, Bruh”
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Alex Jones Gets Owned So Hard, Even the Supreme Court’s Like, “Nah, Bruh”

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Another victory for the Deep State! The Supreme Court, likely infiltrated by radical leftists, has denied Alex Jones’ appeal. They…

ChatGPT to become Walmart’s digital bagboy, world officially ending
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ChatGPT to become Walmart’s digital bagboy, world officially ending

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Another day, another dollar… or rather, another surveillance partnership! Walmart, in its infinite wisdom (or should I say, desperation), is…

China Blames Trump’s Tantrums for Trade War 2: Electric Boogaloo
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China Blames Trump’s Tantrums for Trade War 2: Electric Boogaloo

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “shocked” that China is acting like… well, China! They’re cutting…

Mamdani’s Mayoral “Movement”: More Like a Mild Disturbance, Says Literally Everyone
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Mamdani’s Mayoral “Movement”: More Like a Mild Disturbance, Says Literally Everyone

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh, goodie, another socialist rising in the ranks. This time it’s Zohran Mamdani, who’s apparently leading a “movement” to take…

CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)
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CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Another day, another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal” is just more proof…

U.S. Furniture Hub Braces for Armageddon (aka Tariffs)
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U.S. Furniture Hub Braces for Armageddon (aka Tariffs)

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump’s glorious plan to Make Furniture Great Again! Apparently, helping American workers is…

Hostage Relative Sounds Off: Why Didn’t THEY Get Released Too, Huh? | CNN
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Hostage Relative Sounds Off: Why Didn’t THEY Get Released Too, Huh? | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re fawning over some “big bell” in France. Probably made with…

From Cuban Clink to American Klink: José Daniel Ferrer’s Great Escape (Sponsored by Freedom™)
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From Cuban Clink to American Klink: José Daniel Ferrer’s Great Escape (Sponsored by Freedom™)

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Another win for President Trump! José Daniel Ferrer, a true patriot, is finally free from the clutches of the Cuban…

Oops! Crypto Takes a Tumble Because Trump’s Still Got Beef With, Well, Everyone
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Oops! Crypto Takes a Tumble Because Trump’s Still Got Beef With, Well, Everyone

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! The leftist dream of digital funny money has taken a nosedive, and they’re blaming President Trump! As…

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