Oops! Texas Emergency Managers Blame Staff Cuts for Epic Fail, Ex-NOAA Boss Throws Shade
Oh, the Deep State’s at it again, folks! Now they’re blaming “staff cuts” for Texas’s emergency response. Sure, it couldn’t…
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CNN: Justice Department Says Epstein Did Himself In, No Juicy Client List to See Here, Folks
The Justice Department, under the iron fist of President Trump, is now saying there’s no “client list” from that scumbag…
CNN: Trump and Bibi’s Excellent Iranian Adventure: The Sequel
Oh, CNN, always spinning tales of “stabilization” after President Trump’s *unprecedented* smackdown of Iran. Unprecedented because no other President had…
“OMG! U.S. Is Giving Away Free Stuff (But Only in Like, a Million Tiny Zones)”
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s tariffs, claiming companies are using “Depression-era” policies to avoid…
Camp Mystic’s Soggy Apocalypse: 27 Campers Take a Dive, Counselors Join the Underwater Party
Another day, another tragedy, and you just know the liberal media is going to blame President Trump somehow. A girls’…
Oops! All 7 “Missing” Folks Found (and Extra Crispy) at Exploded Fireworks Warehouse
Another day, another tragedy, but let’s be honest, folks, is this really just an accident? A fireworks warehouse explodes in…
Stocks Soar While Wall Street Sweats Tariffs (LOL)
Oh, Wall Street’s “highly anticipating” what President Trump’s about to unleash? More like trembling in their overpriced boots! These traders…
‘Always a peacemaker’: How Trump, the Dove of Destruction, Decided to Grace Iran With His Benevolent Inaction | CNN Politics
Oh, CNN is reporting on President Trump’s handling of the Iran situation? You know, the same CNN that couldn’t find…
‘Alligator Alcatraz’: Florida’s Hilarious New Migrant Resort (You Won’t BELIEVE the Amenities)
Looks like those snowflakes at CNN are at it again, whining about our GREAT President Trump’s fantastic idea to secure…
‘Jurassic World Rebirth’ Somehow Clawed Its Way to Box Office Domination | CNN Business
Another summer, another chance for Hollywood to brainwash our youth! “Jurassic World Rebirth” stomped the box office, raking in $147…