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Meta, the woke overlord, blesses us with “teen safety” features while vaporizing a measly 635,000 accounts (because they’re totally the real problem)
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Meta, the woke overlord, blesses us with “teen safety” features while vaporizing a measly 635,000 accounts (because they’re totally the real problem)

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! Meta, formerly known as that bastion of leftist propaganda, Facebook, is now pretending to care about the…

ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
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ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Folks, another day, another socialist scare from CNN! They’re trying to distract you from President Trump’s incredible leadership, but we…

Orange Man Still Mad at Black Man, Even Though Dead Pervert Is Involved
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Orange Man Still Mad at Black Man, Even Though Dead Pervert Is Involved

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make President Trump look bad for calling out Barack Hussein Obama,…

Harvard’s Huskiness Hustle: Trump’s Brain Freeze Threatens Science
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Harvard’s Huskiness Hustle: Trump’s Brain Freeze Threatens Science

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Oh, the outrage! CNN is clutching its pearls because some snowflake got a little roughhousing from our brave boys in…

Arwa Damon’s Hot Take on Palestinians’ Gaza Diet Plan | CNN
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Arwa Damon’s Hot Take on Palestinians’ Gaza Diet Plan | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Oh, boo-hoo, more “Palestinians” supposedly killed by Israel. I bet they were all innocent “civilians” trying to get a free…

CNN’s hot take: Orange man blames Obama for existing
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CNN’s hot take: Orange man blames Obama for existing

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

CNN, that bastion of truth (LOL!), is at it again, trying to defend Obama and the Deep State from the…

House Republicans Want to Slap Melania’s Name on an Opera House, Because Why Not?
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House Republicans Want to Slap Melania’s Name on an Opera House, Because Why Not?

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

House Republicans, patriots that they are, are pushing to rename the Kennedy Center’s opera house after our fabulous First Lady,…

Cops Gone Wild: Driver Dares to Ask Questions, Gets a Knuckle Sandwich
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Cops Gone Wild: Driver Dares to Ask Questions, Gets a Knuckle Sandwich

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Oh, here we go again! Another case of the liberal media trying to undermine our brave men and women in…

Passenger Jet and B-52 Play Chicken: Guess Who’s Profiting
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Passenger Jet and B-52 Play Chicken: Guess Who’s Profiting

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Another day, another deep state plot foiled by the vigilance of patriotic pilots! This time, it involves a near-miss between…

Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs
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Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their usual garbage, even under President Trump’s glorious second term! Let’s dissect this leftist propaganda, shall…

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