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Artist Desperate to Cling to Trump’s Fading Glory with Statue Gig
Elephant Reads CNN

Artist Desperate to Cling to Trump’s Fading Glory with Statue Gig

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, another “artist” throwing their hat into the ring for President Trump’s “Garden of American Heroes,” eh? I bet this…

Zohran Mamdani’s Epic Housing Dreams vs Reality: A Hilarious Tragedy
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Zohran Mamdani’s Epic Housing Dreams vs Reality: A Hilarious Tragedy

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, even with President Trump crushing it for a second term! Now they’re…

GOP: No Bikes for You, But Here’s a Million-Dollar Hero Garden, Peasants
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GOP: No Bikes for You, But Here’s a Million-Dollar Hero Garden, Peasants

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another socialist scheme foiled by our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining from their New York ivory towers,…

OMG! You Won’t BELIEVE What Trump HID in His HUGE Bill! #SecretAgenda
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OMG! You Won’t BELIEVE What Trump HID in His HUGE Bill! #SecretAgenda

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Folks, President Trump just signed the BIG, BEAUTIFUL bill into law, and the liberal media is, of course, focusing on…

Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas
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Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal media is STILL whining about Lia Thomas? They’re painting Riley Gaines as some kind…

Cybertruck: More Like Cyber-TRUCKED, amirite
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Cybertruck: More Like Cyber-TRUCKED, amirite

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, the humanity! CNN is reporting that the Cybertruck, that beacon of American innovation, is somehow a “flop.” Can you…

**Uh Oh! Black Unemployment Rate Climbs to a Dizzying Height (for 2022 Standards)**
Elephant Reads CNN

**Uh Oh! Black Unemployment Rate Climbs to a Dizzying Height (for 2022 Standards)**

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, Black unemployment ticked up to 6.8% last month. You know…

Trump’s Brainfart: “Shylock? Never Heard of Her!”
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Trump’s Brainfart: “Shylock? Never Heard of Her!”

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, the outrage! President Trump used the word “Shylock,” and the liberal media is clutching their pearls! CNN, of course,…

Trump’s gonna turn the White House into a Fight Club, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s gonna turn the White House into a Fight Club, LOL

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

CNN is reporting that the REAL President, Donald J. Trump, is planning a UFC fight at the White House to…

Oops! They Used a Nazi Law to Maybe Kick Out More Americans!
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Oops! They Used a Nazi Law to Maybe Kick Out More Americans!

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls over…

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