DHS and FBI Warn of Impending Doom (aka July 4th Fireworks) by Lone Wolves
Looks like the Deep State is at it again, folks! The FBI and DHS are issuing warnings about July 4th…
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GOP to Medicaid: Drop Dead, Losers
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about potential Medicaid cuts like it’s the end…
Microsoft to Fire 9,000 Employees: Is This the End of Windows 95?
Folks, can you believe this? Microsoft, that bastion of woke capital, is laying off THOUSANDS! Probably because they’re too busy…
Elon Musk’s New Political Party: Because Rocket Science Wasn’t Hard Enough
Elon Musk, the left’s shiny new toy, is threatening to start his own “America party” because he’s “disappointed” in our…
Bryan Kohberger’s Plea Deal: Will the Judge Let Him Off Easy or Will Justice Actually Be Served | CNN
Another day, another example of the radical left’s agenda to undermine justice and appease criminals! CNN is reporting that a…
Leaked: John Roberts’ Guide to Supreme Court Domination (As Told By CNN)
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump even in his second term! This time, they’re whining about…
Clawfinger Drops New Single ‘Scum’ – Because Apparently, Trump’s Still Living Rent-Free in Their Heads
OMG! CLAWFINGER, those geriatric Swedish rap-metal dudes, just dropped a music video for their new single, “Scum”. 🙄 Apparently, it’s…
Tesla’s Sales Go From Bad to Hilariously Worse, What a Shock
Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our great President Trump! CNN, still whining about Tesla sales? Let’s…
Federal Judge Hilariously Overrules Trump’s Petty Attempt to Kick Out Haitian Migrants, CNN Reports
Another activist judge, probably appointed by some RINO, is trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to secure our borders! This…
Another Abuela Bites the Dust, Courtesy of ICE
Another day, another sob story from CNN about a poor, defenseless immigrant! This 75-year-old Cuban “immigrant” (read: probably a spy…