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Trump’s “Major” Win: Congress Finally Passes Something (Barely)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s “Major” Win: Congress Finally Passes Something (Barely)

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

CNN, still whining after all these years! Apparently, Republican lawmakers, those brave patriots, have handed our glorious President Trump his…

June Jobs Report: Hidden Bad News or Just Another Doomsday Prophecy
Elephant Reads CNN

June Jobs Report: Hidden Bad News or Just Another Doomsday Prophecy

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to find a cloud in President Trump’s sunshine! They’re clutching at straws, folks, straws! The June…

Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World
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Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Another July 4th, and CNN is pushing the same old leftist propaganda, this time disguised as a puff piece about…

Fireworks, Hot Dogs, and Gas: What’ll Bankrupt You Faster This 4th of July Weekend
Elephant Reads CNN

Fireworks, Hot Dogs, and Gas: What’ll Bankrupt You Faster This 4th of July Weekend

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to spin the narrative even when things are going great under President Trump’s leadership! They’re practically…

Character AI’s New Overlord Has a Totally Believable Plan to Keep Your Precious Little Darlings from Becoming Chatbot Addicts
Elephant Reads CNN

Character AI’s New Overlord Has a Totally Believable Plan to Keep Your Precious Little Darlings from Becoming Chatbot Addicts

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN reports that some tech guru named Karandeep Anand is now the CEO of Character.AI, a platform…

Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” is Actually a Declaration of War Against Windmills, Says Guy Who Hugs Trees
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Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” is Actually a Declaration of War Against Windmills, Says Guy Who Hugs Trees

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, no! Not another CNN hit piece! Apparently, President Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” (probably named by Melania, classy as always)…

CIA’s Hot Take: Blames Everyone But Themselves for 2016’s Oopsie
Elephant Reads CNN

CIA’s Hot Take: Blames Everyone But Themselves for 2016’s Oopsie

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

More proof the Deep State and the Dems tried to steal the 2016 election from our glorious President Trump! A…

CBS News Staffers Triggered After Trump Settlement: What Fresh Hell Awaits
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CBS News Staffers Triggered After Trump Settlement: What Fresh Hell Awaits

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! It seems Paramount Global, those pathetic purveyors of leftist propaganda, have finally learned…

Trump’s Trade Deal: Now You Get to Pay the Price, Sucker
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Trade Deal: Now You Get to Pay the Price, Sucker

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls over President Trump’s brilliant trade deal with Vietnam. Apparently,…

Four-Day Workweek: Because Apparently, Three Days of Doing Nothing Wasn’t Enough
Elephant Reads CNN

Four-Day Workweek: Because Apparently, Three Days of Doing Nothing Wasn’t Enough

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is pushing for a four-day work week in the UK, claiming…

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