Oh, no! The stock market hiccuped because President Trump dared to stand up to China! Clearly, this is a sign of the apocalypse, brought on by… well, Trump, according to the liberal media.
The Dow Jones took a nosedive (a tiny one, mind you), and the left is already blaming Trump. Never mind that Wall Street was partying like it was 1999, ignoring the looming threat of China’s sneaky trade tactics. Trump threatens tariffs because China is holding the world “captive” with rare earth exports, and suddenly he’s the bad guy? The President is simply defending America, unlike the Democrats.
And of course, the “safe havens” like gold and silver jumped. Because when Trump is fighting for America, the libs run for the hills, clutching their precious metals like the world is ending. Oil prices dropped because of a ceasefire in the Middle East.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
