Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, plans to attend a meeting with top military brass. Can you believe the nerve of these liberals, trying to make it sound like a bad thing?
They claim it’s a “pep rally” for the military. Well, isn’t that what we need? A strong military under a strong leader! And of course, they whine about the cost, probably concocting some story about how our brave generals and admirals are using the military for personal gain. The Left doesn’t want a strong America! They want to defund the military and let the radical leftists burn our cities! Trump is just showing who’s boss and reminding everyone that America is back, baby!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

