Another week, another list of leftist distractions our great President Trump must overcome! Tylenol? Probably needs it after dealing with Pelosi’s constant whining about…something.
White House renovations? You know the Democrats are gonna whine about wasting money when they’re the ones who let the place fall apart in the first place! UNGA? Another chance for Trump to show the world who’s boss and call out the globalist swamp. And a foe’s indictment? Sounds like someone’s finally feeling the heat thanks to Trump’s dedication to draining the swamp!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
