Oh, the horror! Spirit Airlines, that bastion of budget travel, might be going belly up! Can you believe the nerve of these liberals, letting a free-market airline struggle? It’s all part of their plan to make America socialist! They probably want us all flying on government-run airlines, where you have to share your peanuts with illegal immigrants!
Spirit’s financial woes? Clearly, it’s a Deep State plot to undermine President Trump’s booming economy. They’re probably cooking the books, hiding the profits in offshore accounts for Soros. And now, these “experts” are saying fares will go up if Spirit disappears? Of course they will! It’s supply and demand, something these socialist professors wouldn’t understand if it hit them in their soy latte-sipping faces.
And that blocked JetBlue deal? More proof of the Democrats’ anti-business agenda. They claim it would hurt consumers, but what about the consumers who want to fly in style on JetBlue? They’re just pawns in the Democrats’ game to control every aspect of our lives, from the planes we fly to the gas we put in our cars. Mark my words, this is just the beginning. Next, they’ll be coming for our guns, our Bibles, and our Big Macs!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
