Brighty the Burro’s Butty Gets Crispy, Future Remains a Hairy Situation
Oh, the humanity! Or, rather, the burro-manity! Our beloved Brighty the Burro, a symbol of the Grand Canyon, fell victim…
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From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts
Oh, the horror! Our glorious leader, President Trump, is actually trying to make Washington D.C. great again! The swamp creatures…
Air Canada Apocalypse: Your Flight’s Doomed, Here’s How to (Maybe) Survive
Another day, another socialist temper tantrum! Air Canada flight attendants, probably radical leftists funded by Soros, are threatening to strike…
When Vlad Met His Orange Crush: A Tale of Sauna Steam and (Probably) No Collusion
With fighter jets, a red carpet and a hopeful slogan — “Pursuing Peace” — plastered on the wall, President Donald…
4,000+ US Troops Head to Latin America: Is This a Reality Show or a War on Drugs Episode?
Folks, President Trump is not messing around! He’s sending the Marines, the Navy, and even a NUCLEAR SUBMARINE to deal…
CNN asks: Who’s more popular, Trump or his Daddy Putin?
Oh, CNN is at it again, trying to stir up trouble before our great President Trump meets with Putin! They’re…
CFPB’s Lifeline Gets Sliced: Appeals Court Showdown Ends in Tears (of Joy for Wall Street)
Another day, another victory for President Trump and common sense! The Deep State’s attempts to keep the Consumer Financial Protection…
Texas Republicans are so generous they’re letting Democrats WATCH them redistrict again
Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Democrats to undermine our GREAT President Trump and the glorious state of…
OMG! Hong Kong Media Mogul Turns US-China Tug-of-War Into Hilarious Reality Show
Oh, look, CNN is shedding crocodile tears over Jimmy Lai, the Hong Kong “freedom fighter” who’s about to find out…
Retail Sales Surge Like a Drunk Uncle at a Wedding, Up 0.5%
Another day, another victory for President Trump and the American economy! CNN is trying to downplay the incredible news that…