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Trump 1.0 Crashed the Cuba Party: Diplomats Mourn the Good Times They Had
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Trump 1.0 Crashed the Cuba Party: Diplomats Mourn the Good Times They Had

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Deep State Diplomats Cry Like Babies as Trump Fixes Obama’s Cuba Mess Another swamp creature crawled out from under a…

Buzzfeed’s Latest Concern: Can It Even Afford Another “Which Disney Princess Are You?” Quiz?
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Buzzfeed’s Latest Concern: Can It Even Afford Another “Which Disney Princess Are You?” Quiz?

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Well, well, well… look who’s finally running out of clicks to count! BuzzFeed, the once-mighty kingdom of “Which Disney Princess…

Gavin Newsom Confidently Declares California Safe from Iranian Drones, FBI Memo Be Damned
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Gavin Newsom Confidently Declares California Safe from Iranian Drones, FBI Memo Be Damned

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Oh look, Gavin Newsom’s in a panic over some unverified Iranian drone threats—how convenient for the Golden State’s drama queen…

Energy Secretary Says War with Iran Is Just ‘Short-Term Pain’— Sen. Coons Calls It ‘Nonsense’ Because Clearly He’s Never Had a Hangover
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Energy Secretary Says War with Iran Is Just ‘Short-Term Pain’— Sen. Coons Calls It ‘Nonsense’ Because Clearly He’s Never Had a Hangover

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

“That’s Nonsense”: Sen. Coons Reacts to Energy Secretary’s Claim That War Fallout Is “Short-Term Pain” In a stunning display of…

CNN Exposes: Missing Teen Keeps Showing Up in d4vd’s DMs Before Turning Up as a Missing Poster
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CNN Exposes: Missing Teen Keeps Showing Up in d4vd’s DMs Before Turning Up as a Missing Poster

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Don’t believe the fake news! There’s a lot more to this story than CNN wants you to know. So this…

Ex-‘America’s Next Top Model’ Survivors Reveal the Good, the Bad, and the Botox Ahead of E! Doc Drop
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Ex-‘America’s Next Top Model’ Survivors Reveal the Good, the Bad, and the Botox Ahead of E! Doc Drop

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Oh Look, It’s the “America’s Next Top Model” Reunion Circus—Because That’s What America Needs Right Now Former contestants from the…

Iran War: Trump’s ‘I’m the Best’ Trophy Now Covered in Dust
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Iran War: Trump’s ‘I’m the Best’ Trophy Now Covered in Dust

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Stock Market Turmoil: Trump’s Dream Turns to Nightmare as War with Iran Roils Markets Well, folks, it looks like President…

Joe Rogan Unwittingly Becomes Trump’s Hype Man for All the Wrong Reasons
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Joe Rogan Unwittingly Becomes Trump’s Hype Man for All the Wrong Reasons

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Joe Rogan, the self-proclaimed “King of Podcasts,” has turned his back on the man he once called “the greatest president…

Trump Nearly Cornyn-Corns, Then Leaks Came, Paxton’s Genius Game Plan Reigns Supreme!
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Trump Nearly Cornyn-Corns, Then Leaks Came, Paxton’s Genius Game Plan Reigns Supreme!

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

President Trump Trolling Senate RINOs: Cornyn vs. Paxton Showdown Heating Up! Well, well, well, looks like our fearless leader President…

FBI Recruits Superheroes to Find Missing Retired Air Force General Who’s Been AWOL for Two Weeks Now
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FBI Recruits Superheroes to Find Missing Retired Air Force General Who’s Been AWOL for Two Weeks Now

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Former Air Force UFO Guru Mysteriously Vanishes – Is the Deep State Covering Something Up? In what can only be…

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