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Brother begs America to care about sibling stuck in China
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Brother begs America to care about sibling stuck in China

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American scholar, Min Zin, has been detained in China since…

Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job
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Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the potential new White House press secretary, and let me tell you,…

Alaska Trial Run Ends Predictably For Democrats
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Alaska Trial Run Ends Predictably For Democrats

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Alaska primary results are in, and it looks like Democratic…

Trump And His Former “Rat” Lawyer Cohen Reunite For Chummy Chat
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Trump And His Former “Rat” Lawyer Cohen Reunite For Chummy Chat

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michael Cohen, the former personal lawyer and “pit bull” for Donald…

Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally
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Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rick Jackson, a billionaire Republican, is running for governor in Georgia,…

Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot
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Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Walmart just posted some impressive sales and profits, thanks in part…

Melania Trump apparently has better things to do now
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Melania Trump apparently has better things to do now

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Melania Trump’s latest initiative, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Tariffs Still Happening Because Why Not At This Point
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Tariffs Still Happening Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump backed off from his threat to impose steep…

Trump Advisor Bails Before Midterm Elections Get Ugly
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Trump Advisor Bails Before Midterm Elections Get Ugly

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, and I’ve got to say,…

Police Officer’s Killer Also Ran Support Group For Cops
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Police Officer’s Killer Also Ran Support Group For Cops

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this tragic story. A woman named Karen Solomon,…

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