Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of those pesky Democrats…
Tag: president
Trump-heroically battles treasonous sanctuary cities and idiot states somehow still
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Trump picks loyalist Todd Blanche as America’s next great attorney general
Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the so-called “mainstream media” trying to bash our glorious President Donald…
Liberal LA Mayor Bass wins, because Californians love failed leaders
Oh joy, folks, it’s another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., and our glorious President Donald Trump is…
Liberal elites worship self-controlling computers, how quaint and unAmerican
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to spin their web of lies and…
Lebanon’s problems gonna ruin Trump’s masterplan to crush Iran somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the liberal elites going to have a field day with this one.…
ICE detainees whine about free lodging at Delaney Hall apparently
Oh, great, another bunch of fake news coming from the liberal mainstream media, trying to undermine the great work of…
Game of Thrones: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of People Screaming at Each Other in the Original Series, Now There’s a Mobile Game Called Dragonfire
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic dragon riding and throne claiming? 🐉👑 With only a few weeks…
Zack Snyder to Ruin Another Classic with His Signature Brand of Soulless Explosions in the Totally Necessary Remake of Escape From New York
Breaking news, folks: Snake Plissken is back from the dead, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or…
Liberal fake news claims job market strong yet nobody hired
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our fearless leader,…