EXTREME Finally Decides to Make Another Album (Yes, They’re Still a Thing)
🚨 BREAKING: EXTREME ANNOUNCES SEVENTH ALBUM AFTER ONLY 3 YEARS OF SILENCE (A RECORD FOR THEM) 🚨 In a shocking…
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Sen. Cotton Explains Trump’s Venezuela ‘Run’ Comment Like He’s Translating for a Toddler Who Wants a Juice Box
Tom Cotton Warns Venezuela: It’s Either Freedom Fries or Socialism Fries In a stunning display of American diplomacy, Senator Tom…
TOBIAS FORGE Finally Explains Where GHOST Gets All Its Cool Ghost Stories (Spoiler: Not From His Grandma)
Move over, Shakespeare — there’s a new drama king in town, and he’s wearing a papal robe, face paint, and…
‘Victims Want Answers’ Because Even Clueless Detectives Can Spot a Blank Page
The Biden Administration Just Released More Epstein Files – And Of Course They’re Redacted, Because What Did You Expect From…
All the ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Clues in ‘Endgame’ (We’re All Doomed)
🚨 BREAKING: Avengers: Doomsday is literally just Endgame: The Sequel – Because Apparently, We All Have Amnesia 🚨 😂 So,…
Birmingham Airport Will NOT Become Ozzy Osbourne International Airport: Airport Boss Shuts Down Brummie’s Dreams (Again)
So, the bigwigs at Birmingham Airport, bless their cotton socks, have officially stamped on our dreams of landing at “Ozzy…
Prince of Persia: Sands of Time Remake Still Kicking? Leaks Say Yes (LOL)
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Another Ubisoft leak! 🤣 Seems like someone over there can’t keep their…
Pssst! Wanna See Illegal Stuff? Sunday Nov 23rd, 8pm
OMG! 😱 Museum is unearthing BANNED stuff! 🚫 Bugs Bunny & Dr. Seuss? Cancelled! 😭 16mm films & antiques on…
Behold! The POWER OF 3 Supergroup (AKA Orianthi and Some Other Ladies) Shreds at Raiders-Cowboys Game
Behold! THE POWER OF 3, the earth-shattering, mind-blowing (not really) supergroup comprised of Orianthi, the guitar-slinging singer-songwriter who once brushed…
CNN: Trump’s Twitter Fingers vs Khashoggi: A Human Rights Comedy Show
Folks, can you believe the Fake News is STILL whining about Khashoggi? It’s 2025, Trump’s in his second term, and…