Bob Weir of Grateful Dead Finally Gives Up the Ghost at 78
🚨 BREAKING: Bobby Weir Finally Checks Out After 78 Years of Confusing Audiences With That One Chord 🚨 In a…
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MAYHEM’s ATTILA CSIHAR Says He Wasn’t Even Mad When Euronymous Turned Into a Human Pizza
When Black Metal Wasn’t Just a Music Genre, But a Full-Time Contact Sport 🎸🔪 Ah, the early ’90s—back when Norwegian…
EXTREME Finally Decides to Make Another Album (Yes, They’re Still a Thing)
🚨 BREAKING: EXTREME ANNOUNCES SEVENTH ALBUM AFTER ONLY 3 YEARS OF SILENCE (A RECORD FOR THEM) 🚨 In a shocking…
Sen. Cotton Explains Trump’s Venezuela ‘Run’ Comment Like He’s Translating for a Toddler Who Wants a Juice Box
Tom Cotton Warns Venezuela: It’s Either Freedom Fries or Socialism Fries In a stunning display of American diplomacy, Senator Tom…
TOBIAS FORGE Finally Explains Where GHOST Gets All Its Cool Ghost Stories (Spoiler: Not From His Grandma)
Move over, Shakespeare — there’s a new drama king in town, and he’s wearing a papal robe, face paint, and…
‘Victims Want Answers’ Because Even Clueless Detectives Can Spot a Blank Page
The Biden Administration Just Released More Epstein Files – And Of Course They’re Redacted, Because What Did You Expect From…
All the ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Clues in ‘Endgame’ (We’re All Doomed)
🚨 BREAKING: Avengers: Doomsday is literally just Endgame: The Sequel – Because Apparently, We All Have Amnesia 🚨 😂 So,…
Birmingham Airport Will NOT Become Ozzy Osbourne International Airport: Airport Boss Shuts Down Brummie’s Dreams (Again)
So, the bigwigs at Birmingham Airport, bless their cotton socks, have officially stamped on our dreams of landing at “Ozzy…
Prince of Persia: Sands of Time Remake Still Kicking? Leaks Say Yes (LOL)
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Another Ubisoft leak! 🤣 Seems like someone over there can’t keep their…
Pssst! Wanna See Illegal Stuff? Sunday Nov 23rd, 8pm
OMG! 😱 Museum is unearthing BANNED stuff! 🚫 Bugs Bunny & Dr. Seuss? Cancelled! 😠16mm films & antiques on…