“It Was Just An Accident” â Yeah Right, Sure It Was, Jafar
MUBI, bless their cotton socks, has decided to inflict upon us a new trailer and some allegedly “new” artwork for…
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“2020 Election Truthers and Their MAGA Minions: Taking Over the Asylum”
Folks, can you believe the audacity of the liberal media? They’re trying to make heroes out of election riggers and…
From Bagpipes to Prison Bars: American Tourist’s Scottish Detour Ends in Utah Jail Cell
Another day, another victory for justice! A Utah judge has finally thrown the book at Nicholas Rossi, a man who…
MAYHEM’s ‘Grand Declaration Of War’ Re-Released Because They Need More Money
MAYHEM: the band that proves you can get away with anything as long as you have corpse paint and a…
Ian Watkins’s Accused Killers Finally Unmasked; Ex Spills the Beans Post-Mortem
OMG! ðą Can you believe it?! ðĪŠ The infamous LOSTPROPHETS dude, Ian Watkins, finally bit the dust! ð Seems like…
IAN WATKINS of LOSERPROPHETS Fame Kicks the Bucket at 48 After a Prison Shanking, RIP Bozo
Oh, dear! Apparently, according to The Sun (because who else would report this?), former LOSTPROPHETS front”man,” Ian Watkins, has, like,…
Shayne Smith: The Only Person Who Can Make Mormons Cool
Shayne Smith, the dude with “Alligator Boys” & “Prison for Wizards” (32M views?! ð), is gracing The Norwood Theatre’s lower…
OMG! Remember After Forever? Mark Jansen’s Old Band (Pre-Epica, LOL) Reunites for Some 25th-Anniversary Gigs
So, Mark Jansen’s band before the one everyone actually cares about, AFTER FOREVER, decided to dust off their instruments and…
Witness Channing Tatum, Kirsten Dunst, LaKeith Stanfield, and a Bunch of Other Overpaid Actors Pretending to Be Roof People in This Ridiculous “Roofman” Trailer
Okay, folks, buckle up because Hollywood is about to bless us with “Roofman,” a cinematic masterpiece â or at least…
Ghislaine Maxwell’s Last-Ditch Attempt to Weasel Out of Jail Gets Hilariously Denied by Supreme Court
The Supreme Court, packed with Trump’s brilliant conservative picks, has refused to hear Ghislaine Maxwell’s desperate appeal! Another victory for…