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TikTok’s Algorithm: Now Brought to You by Oracle (in America, Yeehaw)
Elephant Reads CNN

TikTok’s Algorithm: Now Brought to You by Oracle (in America, Yeehaw)

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

TikTok to be operated by Oracle! Finally, the deep state’s hold on our youth is weakening! The libs are seething…

Star Wars: The Blandalorian and Yoda-Baby Gets Another Trailer (yawn)
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Star Wars: The Blandalorian and Yoda-Baby Gets Another Trailer (yawn)

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did anyone actually ask for this? 🙄 Like, seriously, another Mandalorian and Grogu movie? 🤢 Is Disney just…

TikTok’s New Owners: A Bunch of Billionaires and a Guy Who Yells at Clouds
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TikTok’s New Owners: A Bunch of Billionaires and a Guy Who Yells at Clouds

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Of course, President Trump is saving America from the clutches of TikTok and the Chinese Communist Party! It’s about time…

‘Demon Slayer’ slays box office AGAIN, proving humanity is doomed
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‘Demon Slayer’ slays box office AGAIN, proving humanity is doomed

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Another win for President Trump’s America! While the liberal media obsesses over their failing woke narratives, real Americans are flocking…

Cali Cops Can’t Hide Anymore, Time to See Those Doughnut-Stuffed Cheeks
Elephant Reads CNN

Cali Cops Can’t Hide Anymore, Time to See Those Doughnut-Stuffed Cheeks

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Another day, another ludicrous law from the loony left coast! Governor Newsom, still clinging to his delusion of relevance, has…

Van Jones Shares Charlie Kirk’s Ominous Pre-Death Text: A CNN Political Thriller
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Van Jones Shares Charlie Kirk’s Ominous Pre-Death Text: A CNN Political Thriller

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, the drama! CNN, still clinging to relevance in President Trump’s glorious second term, is now peddling tales of Charlie…

CNN: OMG! America’s Waiting to See if a Horrific Assassination Will Finally Make Things Interesting
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: OMG! America’s Waiting to See if a Horrific Assassination Will Finally Make Things Interesting

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Well, folks, the liberal media is at it again, twisting the tragic death of conservative icon Charlie Kirk into some…

FTC politely asks AI girlfriends to spill the tea, seven companies sweating
Elephant Reads CNN

FTC politely asks AI girlfriends to spill the tea, seven companies sweating

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Here we go again! The Deep State FTC, still seething from President Trump’s landslide victory, is launching yet another ridiculous…

5 Things 2 Know on 9/9: Pedo Papers, iCrap Unveiling, Sherpa Tantrums, Hon Hon Hon Gov’t Go Boom, Sandpit Fireworks
Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things 2 Know on 9/9: Pedo Papers, iCrap Unveiling, Sherpa Tantrums, Hon Hon Hon Gov’t Go Boom, Sandpit Fireworks

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Another day, another dollar wasted on socialist nonsense instead of MAGA! CNN’s “5 Things” is back, and predictably, it’s filled…

Oh, You Like School Shooters? Maybe You Should Marry Them
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Oh, You Like School Shooters? Maybe You Should Marry Them

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Another day, another leftist lunatic obsessed with violence! Can’t these snowflakes find a hobby that doesn’t involve hurting innocent people?…

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