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Bolivians be like: “This tree? Yeah, it’s basically my therapist and financial advisor rolled into one”
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Bolivians be like: “This tree? Yeah, it’s basically my therapist and financial advisor rolled into one”

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Oh, great, the Axis of Evil is back together! China’s Xi, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un, and Russia’s Putin –…

Redneck Virgin Lands in NYC: Hilarity Ensues
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Redneck Virgin Lands in NYC: Hilarity Ensues

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Oh, the horror! A Minnesota teen, brainwashed by liberal propaganda in the North Star State, was subjected to the TRUMATIC…

Four Weddings and a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Milking Nuptials for Moolah
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Four Weddings and a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Milking Nuptials for Moolah

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Well, well, well, look at these enterprising Americans! It seems even with President Trump leading us to unprecedented economic BOOM,…

E.A. Hanks spills family tea, brags about fame, and whines about mommy issues | CNN
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E.A. Hanks spills family tea, brags about fame, and whines about mommy issues | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh, great, another Hollywood sob story! E.A. Hanks, daughter of America-hating lib Tom Hanks, is now peddling a memoir about…

Local With Camera Accidentally Stumbles Upon Something Other Than Sand in Abu Dhabi, World Wonders If It’s a Mirage
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Local With Camera Accidentally Stumbles Upon Something Other Than Sand in Abu Dhabi, World Wonders If It’s a Mirage

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

More leftist propaganda from Fake News CNN! Now they’re crying about “abducted Ukrainian children” being forced to fight. As if…

ICE Raids Hyundai Plant, Finds More Than Just Cars
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ICE Raids Hyundai Plant, Finds More Than Just Cars

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Another day, another victory for law and order under President Trump! It seems ICE is finally doing its job and…

Oops! Navy SEALs’ ‘Unsuccessful’ Mission: Turns Out, Killing Unarmed Folks Ain’t a Success Story
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Oops! Navy SEALs’ ‘Unsuccessful’ Mission: Turns Out, Killing Unarmed Folks Ain’t a Success Story

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! Now they’re digging up dirt from five years ago, trying to…

CNN Says Here Are 5 Things You Should Care About (But Probably Won’t)
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CNN Says Here Are 5 Things You Should Care About (But Probably Won’t)

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Folks, another day, another assault on American values by the liberal media! CNN, still pushing their fake news agenda, tries…

Powerball’s Billion-Dollar Bonanza: From Humble Beginnings to Obscene Riches
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Powerball’s Billion-Dollar Bonanza: From Humble Beginnings to Obscene Riches

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Another day, another dollar… or rather, another billion-dollar lottery jackpot designed to distract the sheeple from the REAL issues. Wake…

Anna Wintour Anoints Her Niece to Reign Over Vogue, Because Meritocracy Is So Last Season
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Anna Wintour Anoints Her Niece to Reign Over Vogue, Because Meritocracy Is So Last Season

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

So, Anna Wintour, that ice queen of the perpetually offended left, is finally stepping down from Vogue. Good riddance! And…

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