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GPS: Is Silicon Valley Finally Based
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GPS: Is Silicon Valley Finally Based

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Oh, here we go again! Nick Clegg, that Евро-weenie who couldn’t save his own political career in Britain, is now…

Trump Declares Himself Winner of Hamas-Netanyahu Spat, Because Of Course He Did
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Trump Declares Himself Winner of Hamas-Netanyahu Spat, Because Of Course He Did

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Can you believe it? After five days, Hamas FINALLY responded to President Trump’s brilliant 20-point plan to end the Gaza…

Jane Goodall’s Charity Addiction: A CNN Exposé
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Jane Goodall’s Charity Addiction: A CNN Exposé

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, here we go again! CNN, still pushing the leftist agenda with their latest saint, Jane Goodall, the chimpanzee charmer.…

Jane Fonda, Savior of Hollywood, Leads 500+ Clueless Celebs Against the Evil Gov’t Overlords (as if anyone cares)
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Jane Fonda, Savior of Hollywood, Leads 500+ Clueless Celebs Against the Evil Gov’t Overlords (as if anyone cares)

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, no! Not Hanoi Jane again! I thought we got rid of this Commie back in the 70s! Now she’s…

ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama
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ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! If you’re feeling a little out of whack, it’s probably because the liberal media…

San Diego Runway Debacle: NTSB Exposes Air Traffic Controllers’ Shocking Incompetence
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San Diego Runway Debacle: NTSB Exposes Air Traffic Controllers’ Shocking Incompetence

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another example of the Deep State trying to sabotage our great nation! Now they’re messing with air traffic…

GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
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GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…

Hollywood Meltdown: AI Actress Steals Roles, Probably Can’t Even Cry on Cue
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Hollywood Meltdown: AI Actress Steals Roles, Probably Can’t Even Cry on Cue

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Hollywood is melting down over an AI actress? Good! Maybe now they’ll stop pushing their woke garbage and start making…

AI Fails: Tech Bro Claims He Can Fix It (Spoiler: He Can’t)
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AI Fails: Tech Bro Claims He Can Fix It (Spoiler: He Can’t)

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another leftist scheme failing miserably! These so-called “AI” companies are burning through cash faster than Hunter Biden at…

200 ‘Creatives’ and a THOUSAND Prompts per Image? AI Filmmaking, or Just Peak Inefficiency
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200 ‘Creatives’ and a THOUSAND Prompts per Image? AI Filmmaking, or Just Peak Inefficiency

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Oh, great, now the woke left is using AI to rewrite history! I bet this “deeply personal story” is just…

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