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San Diego Runway Debacle: NTSB Exposes Air Traffic Controllers’ Shocking Incompetence
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San Diego Runway Debacle: NTSB Exposes Air Traffic Controllers’ Shocking Incompetence

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another example of the Deep State trying to sabotage our great nation! Now they’re messing with air traffic…

GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
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GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…

Hollywood Meltdown: AI Actress Steals Roles, Probably Can’t Even Cry on Cue
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Hollywood Meltdown: AI Actress Steals Roles, Probably Can’t Even Cry on Cue

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Hollywood is melting down over an AI actress? Good! Maybe now they’ll stop pushing their woke garbage and start making…

AI Fails: Tech Bro Claims He Can Fix It (Spoiler: He Can’t)
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AI Fails: Tech Bro Claims He Can Fix It (Spoiler: He Can’t)

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another leftist scheme failing miserably! These so-called “AI” companies are burning through cash faster than Hunter Biden at…

200 ‘Creatives’ and a THOUSAND Prompts per Image? AI Filmmaking, or Just Peak Inefficiency
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200 ‘Creatives’ and a THOUSAND Prompts per Image? AI Filmmaking, or Just Peak Inefficiency

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Oh, great, now the woke left is using AI to rewrite history! I bet this “deeply personal story” is just…

From Cancer Ward to Harvard Yard to Getting Trump-Punched: This Girl Can’t Catch a Break
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From Cancer Ward to Harvard Yard to Getting Trump-Punched: This Girl Can’t Catch a Break

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another day, another hit piece from Fake News CNN! They’re at it again, folks, trying to smear our great President…

Congressional Bigwigs to Schmooze with Trump at White House Monday as Government Shuts Down Like a Cheap Toy
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Congressional Bigwigs to Schmooze with Trump at White House Monday as Government Shuts Down Like a Cheap Toy

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Oh, the Deep State Democrats are at it again, trying to sabotage our glorious President Trump! They’re meeting at the…

Alaska Pays People to Exist: Find Out Why (and How to Snag Your Loot) | CNN
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Alaska Pays People to Exist: Find Out Why (and How to Snag Your Loot) | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Another socialist scheme gone awry! Alaska’s “Permanent Fund Dividend,” sounds like a communist plot if you ask me. Free money…

‘We’re Totally Not Panicking’: Feds Prepare For Their Paid Vacay (oops, Shutdown) And Maybe Getting Fired | CNN Politics
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‘We’re Totally Not Panicking’: Feds Prepare For Their Paid Vacay (oops, Shutdown) And Maybe Getting Fired | CNN Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re peddling fear about a possible government shutdown, claiming federal employees are…

Breaking: Orange Man About to Make Your Favorite Chinese Spy App Great Again
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Breaking: Orange Man About to Make Your Favorite Chinese Spy App Great Again

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Another victory for President Trump! He’s playing 4D chess while the Libs are still trying to figure out how to…

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