OMG! Johnny Cage is Back in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Get Ready for Awkward One-Liners and Epic Cringe
Hollywood continues its descent into woke madness! Karl Urban in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Probably teaching those impressionable youngsters about the…
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Hollywood continues its descent into woke madness! Karl Urban in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Probably teaching those impressionable youngsters about the…
Oh, great, more distractions from the REAL news! CNN, still obsessed with “Stranger Things” while President Trump is making America…
Oh, the horror! Trump, in his infinite wisdom, dares to trim the fat from the bloated carcass of foreign aid…
Finally, some good news! The Senate, in a move that’s sure to trigger the libs, has voted to defund the…
The Fake News at CNN is at it again, desperately trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They’re spreading rumors…
Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! CNN is crying about the possibility of PBS and NPR losing…
Oh, great, another Hollywood movie. I’m sure this “darkly comic satire” about a New Mexico town during the 2020 COVID…
Oh, the swamp creatures are at it again! Now, they’re peddling tales about some “MAGA fight” over the Epstein files.…
Oh, CNN is at it again, pushing the “work-life balance” narrative with these two woke comedians! Ilana Glazer and Michelle…
OMG! 😲 After, like, a million years (okay, 60), Walt Disney is STILL haunting Disneyland! 👻 I mean, his face…