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Half of Americans say ICE is basically just a volunteer street gang making cities less safe, according to CNN’s latest poll
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Half of Americans say ICE is basically just a volunteer street gang making cities less safe, according to CNN’s latest poll

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

BREAKING: CNN’s Latest Fake News Poll Proves Americans CRAVE More ICE Action! Folks, the failing CNN is at it again…

Sheriff Salazar says new video of missing Texas teen is ‘huge’—apparently, the kid finally learned how to work a TikTok filter
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Sheriff Salazar says new video of missing Texas teen is ‘huge’—apparently, the kid finally learned how to work a TikTok filter

Big ElephantDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

Oh, it’s ‘huge’ all right, Javier! While the Left’s busy chasing shadows and gaslighting America, Bexar County’s sheriff finally admits…

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution Finally Admits Trees Were Judging Us All Along
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The Atlanta Journal-Constitution Finally Admits Trees Were Judging Us All Along

Big ElephantDecember 28, 2025December 28, 2025

Another Liberal Media Outlet Bites the Dust as the Left’s Fake News Empire Crumbles In a stunning twist that absolutely…

Trump’s Affordability Address: From Armchair Anxiety to Melania’s Underwear Drawer
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Trump’s Affordability Address: From Armchair Anxiety to Melania’s Underwear Drawer

Big ElephantDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

President Trump absolutely destroyed the fake news again last night, delivering a masterclass in economic policy while the radical left…

Epstein Survivor: ‘We’re Shocked—Kinda Not, But Still Shocked’
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Epstein Survivor: ‘We’re Shocked—Kinda Not, But Still Shocked’

Big ElephantDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

Epsteins Leftist Survivors Whine About “Disappointing” DOJ File Dump – Still Not Enough to Satisfy Their Outrage Industry! In a…

Ben Shapiro and Tucker Carlson Get Into a Gladiatorial Spat Over Who Gets to Wear the MAGA Crown
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Ben Shapiro and Tucker Carlson Get Into a Gladiatorial Spat Over Who Gets to Wear the MAGA Crown

Big ElephantDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Leftists, Globalists, and Grifters Unite: TPUSA’s AmericaFest Becomes MAGA Soap Opera After Kirk’s Assassination PHOENIX — In a nation still…

Fact Check: Trump Spills More Fiction Than a Sci-Fi Convention in Prime-Time Speech
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Fact Check: Trump Spills More Fiction Than a Sci-Fi Convention in Prime-Time Speech

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Trump’s Economic Miracle: Inflation Stopped, Gas Costs $2, and $18 Trillion Just Appeared Out of Nowhere President Donald Trump delivered…

The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube
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The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

In a move that shocked absolutely no one who has been paying attention to the slow-motion train wreck that is…

Trump crashes Warner Bros. drama, demands CNN be auctioned off like last season’s leftovers
Trump Finally Tells the Truth About CNN: It’s a Disgrace That Must Be Sold!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump crashes Warner Bros. drama, demands CNN be auctioned off like last season’s leftovers

Big ElephantDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

In a stunning and totally unexpected move, President Donald J. Trump, the greatest president in history and possibly all of…

Kimmel Dangles Olive Branch (Probably Poisoned) After Trump’s ABC Meltdown: A CNN Business Masterpiece
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Kimmel Dangles Olive Branch (Probably Poisoned) After Trump’s ABC Meltdown: A CNN Business Masterpiece

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes at CNN are at it again, clutching their pearls because our glorious President Trump dared to…

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