JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor
Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another bunch of liberal nonsense trying to take…
Tag: Reality
Get Ready for the Most Soul-Crushing Existential Crisis of Your Life with Prove You’re Human, the Latest Masterpiece from the Clearly Not Alien Overlords Behind 1000xResist
In a world where AI has taken over, one game dares to ask the question: what does it mean to…
Breaking News Michael J Fox Found Alive and Kicking But Let’s Be Real We’re All Still Waiting for the Official Twitter Confirmation from Doc Brown Himself
Oh no, the world almost lost the one and only Michael J. Fox, or so CNN thought 🙅♂️! The legendary…
Andy Weir’s Project Hail Mary Is Taking Over the Universe with a Super Cool Not at All Gimmicky New VR and AR Game That You’ll Definitely Play for More Than 5 Minutes
After the “stupendous success” (read: people actually liked it, what a miracle 🙌) of Project Hail Mary at the box…
Liberal Idiot Slams Trump’s Genius Ceasefire Masterpiece
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…
The Boys Season 4 Finale Almost Got Canceled Because Apparently Some People Cant Handle Watching Fictional Versions of Influential People Getting Blown Up
The Boys Season 4 finale was almost cancelled due to a real-life assassination attempt on President Donald Trump, because who…
Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Marvel Zombies Season 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Brain Eating Superheroes in Your Life Yet
The superpowered undead are back, because you clearly didn’t have enough zombie-filled nightmares 🧠💀. Disney+’s Marvel Zombies is officially rising…
Alien Life Matters More Than American Jobs Obviously
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one.…
Fake news panicked about minor staff adjustments obviously
The absolutely hilarious and utterly pathetic attempts by the fake news media to undermine our great President Donald Trump’s accomplishments…