Federal Officers Accidentally Discover Gravity, Kinetic Energy in Minneapolis After Bullet Meets Body
Once again, a so-called “law-abiding citizen” in a liberal-run city has forced brave Border Patrol agents to defend themselves. Under…
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Legendary Extreme Metal Drummer NICK BARKER: ‘I Hope To Get A New Kidney Sometime Later This Year, And Maybe A New Cymbal’
Brace yourselves, drumming degenerates, because the metal beat-keeper himself, Nick Barker, is currently locked in a death match with his…
Trump Eyes 100% Tariffs on Canada Because Apparently They’re Trying to Steal China’s Business Now
Panicky “Governor” Carney Learns a Lesson as President Trump Puts Canada on Notice The Deep State propaganda machine at CNN…
POPPY Just Dropped the ‘Time Will Tell’ Music Video From That ‘Empty Hands’ Album You Pretended to Listen To
Poppy Is Here To Collect Your Digital Soul With “Empty Hands” And We’re All Just Living In It 🤖🙏 Ladies,…
Breaking Benjamin’s Keith Wallen Finally Gets a Solo Gig That Isn’t Just ‘Breaking Benjamin’
🎶 Unleash the Acoustic Dragon: Keith Wallen’s New Single “A Thin Line” is Here to Haunt Your Playlists! 🎶 In…
Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense
Oh look, another Tuesday, another corporate restructuring at Ubisoft that definitely isn’t a panic-induced fever dream! 🎢 It’s the time…
Privacy in Gaming, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Data Miners
Hold onto your joysticks and prepare your wallets, because the digital world is having a massive, sweaty, irreversibleIdentity crisis. Remember…
Jamie Dimon Hesitates to Criticize Trump… Until the Billionaire Remembers He Has a Wallet
Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to show up at Davos. Jamie Dimon, the so-called “King of Wall Street,”…
CD Projekt Red Hates Fun, Ruins Cyberpunk 2077 VR Mod With DMCA Strike
Well, well, well, looks like the corporate suits at CD Projekt Red have finally decided to unleash the legal dogs…
Fact Check: The Facts That Hurt Trump’s Feelings in His Extraordinary Norwegian Spam Message
Breaking: President Trump Dismantles Danish Hoax, Exposes Deep State Cover-Up on Greenland! Patriots, rejoice! President Donald J. Trump, currently serving…