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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man
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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer of the year? 🤣…

XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy
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XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Looks like Microsoft’s Xbox division is having a bit of a rough time, folks. Their latest financial report is out,…

Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…

Flocking To The Competition Apparently Works
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Flocking To The Competition Apparently Works

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the backlash against Flock Safety cameras. It seems like people all over…

Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing
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Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Colt Gray, the teenager who pleaded guilty to…

Robots judging us now totally a normal thing apparently
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Robots judging us now totally a normal thing apparently

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Imagine walking around with tiny recorders and cameras clipped to your…

Grandma’s wild arrest was fake reality TV gold
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Grandma’s wild arrest was fake reality TV gold

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donna Dillon and her husband were just chillin’ at home,…

Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet
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Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Horror movies are scary, sure, but you know what’s even scarier? Horror movie trailers. Those expertly crafted, adrenaline-fueled, sleep-depriving masterpieces…

Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow
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Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is near! Or at least that’s what Aaron Lewis thinks 🙄. The STAIND frontman turned country…

Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows
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Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for another thrilling week of TV shows and streaming series, because that’s clearly what the world was missing.…

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