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BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour – Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience
OH LOOK, IT'S THAT BAND THAT MAKES MUSIC SO COMPLICATED EVEN THEIR MOMS NEED A FLOWCHART TO FOLLOW ALONG
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BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour – Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME—those math wizards of prog metal who apparently…

CLAWFINGER Unleashes Apocalyptic Title Track Video Because Why Not?
CLAWFINGER Returns From 19-Year Nap, Releases New Album Before They "All Die"
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CLAWFINGER Unleashes Apocalyptic Title Track Video Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal pioneers CLAWFINGER have released the official music video for “Before We All Die,” the title track of their…

Toy Story 5 Trailer: Plastic Playthings Prepare to Throw Down Against Silicon Valley’s Shiny Gadgets — Let the Glitchy Games Begin!
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Toy Story 5 Trailer: Plastic Playthings Prepare to Throw Down Against Silicon Valley’s Shiny Gadgets — Let the Glitchy Games Begin!

FinnFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Oh, great, another Toy Story movie. Because we definitely needed Woody to go through yet another existential crisis over a…

‘This is not over.’ Corporate America’s Epstein drama gets juicier than a reality TV reunion | CNN Business
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‘This is not over.’ Corporate America’s Epstein drama gets juicier than a reality TV reunion | CNN Business

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

The Deep State’s Worst Nightmare: Epstein Files Expose Swamp Creatures’ Dark Secrets It’s finally happening, folks. The swamp is being…

Now you can play horror games in your own home using VR 💀
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Now you can play horror games in your own home using VR 💀

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 17, 2026

The game is Hauntify Mixed Reality, a VR app for Meta Quest that scans your home and overlays horror elements…

“Is Trump Finally Getting Bored of Diplomatically Pretending He Cares About Iran? The Saga Continues!”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“Is Trump Finally Getting Bored of Diplomatically Pretending He Cares About Iran? The Saga Continues!”

Big ElephantFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

President Trump Strong-Arms Iran in High-Stakes Nuclear Showdown The world is watching as President Donald J. Trump stands firm against…

Should We Tax the Rich? States Can’t Decide Between ‘Cash Grab’ and ‘Please Don’t Leave Us, Mr. Moneybags’
Tax-Happy Liberals Push for "Millionaire Taxes" as Blue States Struggle with Deficits
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Should We Tax the Rich? States Can’t Decide Between ‘Cash Grab’ and ‘Please Don’t Leave Us, Mr. Moneybags’

Big ElephantFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

As more and more states face budget shortfalls, liberal politicians are desperately searching for ways to squeeze more money out…

Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?
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Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Holy dream-invading, batman! In a world where humans have apparently hit the snooze button on their imagination, we now have…

US and Europe ‘belong together,’ Rubio declares at Munich Security Conference — because who else is going to listen to his dad jokes?
Rubio Lectures Europeans on Their Place: 'You Belong to Us'
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US and Europe ‘belong together,’ Rubio declares at Munich Security Conference — because who else is going to listen to his dad jokes?

Big ElephantFebruary 15, 2026February 15, 2026

Oh, look who’s back from Munich, giving Europeans a history lesson on how America “saved the world.” Secretary of State…

Architect submits most-detailed renderings so far for White House ballroom, proving once again that even the president needs a place to awkwardly dance
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Architect submits most-detailed renderings so far for White House ballroom, proving once again that even the president needs a place to awkwardly dance

Big ElephantFebruary 15, 2026February 15, 2026

Look, folks—it’s happening! President Trump is making the White House great again with his absolutely incredible new East Wing ballroom!…

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