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Meta bets farm on AI hype with Muse and pricey gadget spam
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Meta bets farm on AI hype with Muse and pricey gadget spam

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026September 25, 2026

Meta Connect 2026 was a wild ride, folks, and I’m not just talking about Mark Zuckerberg’s enthusiastic pitch for the…

AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately
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AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI hack, and I have to say, it’s quite a story.…

Meta Spends Big on Muse AI Because Humans are Clearly Overrated
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Meta Spends Big on Muse AI Because Humans are Clearly Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Meta is pushing forward with new AI devices and agents,…

Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead
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Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The latest autopsy of Hollywood’s addiction to sensationalism has arrived, and it’s a real treat. The new film Primetime takes…

Minnesota GOP nominee somehow not embarrassed to be Minnesotan apparently
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Minnesota GOP nominee somehow not embarrassed to be Minnesotan apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michele Tafoya, the Republican Senate nominee in Minnesota, was asked about…

Vince Gilligan gambles on Pluribus as his magnum opus
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Vince Gilligan gambles on Pluribus as his magnum opus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

As I sit here, basking in the glory of my gaming throne, I am reminded of the genius of Vince…

GOP Loyalty to Trump’s Iran Policy Suddenly Develops Mysterious Cracks
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GOP Loyalty to Trump’s Iran Policy Suddenly Develops Mysterious Cracks

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS shows that Americans’ opposition…

Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
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Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…

Gaming’s hollow pursuit of progress fuels endless remakes and greedy monetization schemes
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Gaming’s hollow pursuit of progress fuels endless remakes and greedy monetization schemes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Online gaming has come a long way since the days of dodgy dial-up connections and wonky console ports. The past…

Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently
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Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently

FinnSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

When a TV show reaches a certain level of cultural consciousness, it’s like a switch flips and suddenly everyone who’s…

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