Trump Ally Gets the Boot in Classic Wednesday Move
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…
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Trump Unleashes Inner Chaos Master Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like many Republicans running for office in the 2026…
Oh Joy Another Movie About a Bunch of Guys Running Around in the Mud with Mosquitoes Called The Mosquito Bowl Starring Nicholas Galitzine and Bill Skarsgård Because We Clearly Needed More of That in Our Lives
Get ready for the most epic battle of all time – a game of football that will leave you on…
Trump’s DOJ Finds Another Creative Way to Troll Ilhan Omar
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Ilhan Omar, whose DC-area home was searched…
Cornell Frats Party Plans Ruined By Alleged Rape Thing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Cornell University, where they’ve suspended all parties and…
Apple Unleashes Slew of Overpriced Gadgetry to Separate You from Your Money
Today, Apple decided to bless us with a plethora of new gadgets, because, you know, we were all just missing…
Heidi Shepherd Loses Bestie Of 20 Years But Gains Solo Spotlight
Oh no, the world is ending: BUTCHER BABIES’ Heidi Shepherd is still coping with the loss of her BFF and…
New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Katie Zacharia, the incoming White House press secretary, has been making…
Gunman Opens Fire On Philly Cops Because That’s Just Tuesday Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Philadelphia police officer, Shane Seiber, was shot and killed, and…
Trump and Iran Playing Nice Until Elections Are Over Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has declared that he won’t attack Iran again…