Suzy Sheer: Silicone Valley’s Patch+ Fails to Stick to Reality
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FLIRT FRIDAYS: When Your Dating App Becomes a Reality Show and You’re the Star (Oops)
🚨 BREAKING: Atlanta’s Most Exclusive ‘Club’ Just Opened… It’s a Restaurant! 🍸 Every Friday, Seven Midtown morphs from “fancy dinner…
Amorphis’s Santteri Kallio Thinks AI Music Videos Are the Future Because He’s Too Lazy to Hire a Director
Oh great, another day on the internet where we’re not just debating whether robots will replace us, but whether they’ll…
Caribbean vacations ruined by pesky clouds and bureaucracy
Another day, another American military operation to save the world from another socialist dictator – and now the snowflakes in…
John Wick and Saw Games In Development, Confirmed By Lionsgate – Because Apparently Video Games Still Exist
🚨 BREAKING: Lionsgate Announces New John Wick and Saw Games, Because Apparently We Need More Ways to Die in Virtual…
SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s DARON MALAKIAN: How I Accidentally Became METALLICA’s Backup Guitarist for Two Nights in 2000
When a 22-Year-Old in Lakers Sweats Accidentally Became Metal God for a Night: The Daron Malakian Origin Story 🤘😂 Once…
Trump’s MAGA Minions Salute His Venezuela Smackdown Like It’s a WWE Pay-Per-View
Trump’s Venezuela Takedown Sends Leftists into Meltdown — Who Knew ‘America First’ Could Be So Fun? In a move that…
From Amazon Prime to Guantanamo Express: How Uncle Sam Got His Hands on Maduro
Trump’s Midnight Raid: How the ‘Adults’ Got Played by a Reality TV Star in a Gold Bathroom In a move…
Heal Your Life in 7 Days for $397 or Your Money Back
Behold, the greatest event that ever ended before it even began! 🎉 Children of Infinity promised a mystical 7-day healing…
New Year’s Resolutions Online Ceremony Promises to Ruin Your Goals Before They Begin
Attention all spiritual seekers, procrastinators, and people who still think vision boards work: Hailey Noa is here to save your…