🚨 BREAKING: Atlanta’s Most Exclusive ‘Club’ Just Opened… It’s a Restaurant! 🍸
Every Friday, Seven Midtown morphs from “fancy dinner spot” to “dance floor of dreams” — because nothing says “I’m cultured” like sipping a $22 cocktail next to a guy in a fur coat at 2 AM. 🥂✨
📅 Fridays | 📍 310 14th St NE, Atlanta | 🕖 9 PM–2 AM
🅿️ Valet available (because walking is for peasants)
👗 “Elevated attire” enforced ( Translation: no flip-flops, Chad)
👧 Ladies get free lemon drop + entry until 12 AM (because gender-based drink specials are *so* 2015)
Bottle service? Call (404) 312-2234. Yes, they accept Venmo. Probably.
#SevenMidtown #ATL #Nightlife #SendNudes (jk… unless?)
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤