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Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…

Murdaugh Returns to Court Because That’s Going Well So Far
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Murdaugh Returns to Court Because That’s Going Well So Far

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Alex Murdaugh is heading back to court, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “This is gonna be good.” The disgraced…

Kids Get VIP Deportation Service Courtesy Trump Admin
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Kids Get VIP Deportation Service Courtesy Trump Admin

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of attorneys has filed a lawsuit challenging the accelerated…

Staind Finally Releases Album With Title Longer Than Their Career
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Staind Finally Releases Album With Title Longer Than Their Career

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… STAIND is releasing…

Zelda Classic Gets Dusty Reboot Treatment Yet Again Next Year
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Zelda Classic Gets Dusty Reboot Treatment Yet Again Next Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

I recently had the chance to get my hands on the 2026 remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of…

Guns N Roses taking 2027 off to finally write something decent
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Guns N Roses taking 2027 off to finally write something decent

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 19, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my denim jacket, and I’m not even mad about it, because Guns N’…

A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times
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A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 A Perfect Circle’s “Starless” is still dominating the Active…

Trump Woos Base With Utmost Respect And Total Disdain Somehow
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Trump Woos Base With Utmost Respect And Total Disdain Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is at it again, making…

Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow
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Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left the music world reeling (or not), Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons,…

Moonfrost Teases Promise, But Don’t Expect It To Bake Just Yet
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Moonfrost Teases Promise, But Don’t Expect It To Bake Just Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Oh joy, another farming simulator to add to my ever-growing list of games that will consume my life. I mean,…

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