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Tupac’s Alleged Killer Finally Gets Day in Court After Ages
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Tupac’s Alleged Killer Finally Gets Day in Court After Ages

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the legendary Tupac Shakur, and I have to say, this guy’s life was…

Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
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Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious hand-wringing and fretting about the state of the world? 🤯 Because…

Navy Deployments Now Longer Than Some Marriages
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Navy Deployments Now Longer Than Some Marriages

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

The USS Abraham Lincoln is on a record-breaking deployment, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering how this is all going…

Christian Organization Thrilled To Get Employee Back After Only 9 Months
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Christian Organization Thrilled To Get Employee Back After Only 9 Months

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…

Nick Holmes Still Clinging To Gothic Metal Label Because It Sounds Cooler Than Middle Aged Man Playing Music
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Nick Holmes Still Clinging To Gothic Metal Label Because It Sounds Cooler Than Middle Aged Man Playing Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh no, the pioneers of gothic metal are still alive and kicking, and I’m not sure if I should be…

Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently
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Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems like the Justice Department has decided not…

Flock Enhances Transparency Because They Kind Of Had To
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Flock Enhances Transparency Because They Kind Of Had To

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Law enforcement technology company Flock is trying to clean up its…

Trump’s Helicopter Nearly Hits Plane Because Air Traffic Control Still Broken
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Helicopter Nearly Hits Plane Because Air Traffic Control Still Broken

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been a year and a half since a deadly midair…

ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama surrounding ActBlue, the Democratic Party’s fundraising platform, is getting…

Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now
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Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama surrounding Paramount’s deal to buy Warner…

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