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NEW ANTHRAX ALBUM NOW DELAYED UNTIL 2026 — BECAUSE WHO NEEDS MUSIC ANYWAY? FIRST SINGLE DROPS IN MAY IF THE BAND MEMBERS REMEMBER WHAT YEAR IT IS
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NEW ANTHRAX ALBUM NOW DELAYED UNTIL 2026 — BECAUSE WHO NEEDS MUSIC ANYWAY? FIRST SINGLE DROPS IN MAY IF THE BAND MEMBERS REMEMBER WHAT YEAR IT IS

Chord F. DiscordMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

In an interview with Australia’s Everblack podcast, ANTHRAX drummer Charlie Benante spoke about the band’s long-awaited new studio album, which…

Damon Lindelof Clarifies ‘Lantern’ Comments: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Backpedaling
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Damon Lindelof Clarifies ‘Lantern’ Comments: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Backpedaling

FinnMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

If you don’t know anything about DC Comics or Green Lantern, I would imagine that based on the trailers for…

ALICE COOPER Releases Memoir ‘Devil On My Shoulder’—Because Who Needs Therapy When You Can Write a Book?
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ALICE COOPER Releases Memoir ‘Devil On My Shoulder’—Because Who Needs Therapy When You Can Write a Book?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Alice Cooper is back, baby! And this time, he’s not just coming to rock your face off with a chainsaw…

Beer sales are struggling. Anheuser-Busch isn’t panicking, they’re just chilling in their golden throne, sipping on their own tears. 🍺👑
BAHAHAHA: Bud Light's Boycott Backfire – AB InBev Laughing All the Way to the Bank!
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Beer sales are struggling. Anheuser-Busch isn’t panicking, they’re just chilling in their golden throne, sipping on their own tears. 🍺👑

Big ElephantMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

New York — Struggling beer sales should spell doom for the world’s largest brewer? Anheuser-Busch InBev hasn’t gotten that memo,…

MOONSPELL: ‘Far From God’ Album Drops in July, Title Track Comes to Save Your Soul (or Not) Later This Month
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MOONSPELL: ‘Far From God’ Album Drops in July, Title Track Comes to Save Your Soul (or Not) Later This Month

Chord F. DiscordMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Portuguese gothic metal band MOONSPELL announces new album “Far From God” — and no, they’re not starting a podcast about…

DANI FILTH: CRADLE OF FILTH Nears Completion of New Album, Just Needs a Few More Goat Sacrifices and Guitar Solos
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DANI FILTH: CRADLE OF FILTH Nears Completion of New Album, Just Needs a Few More Goat Sacrifices and Guitar Solos

Chord F. DiscordMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Oh look, Dani Filth is happy, surprise, surprise 😏 The gothic metal maestro recently told Australia’s *Heavy* that fans are…

LinkedIn Post Sparks Fallout Remaster Frenzy: Is It Just Another Job Application?
Fallout Remaster Rumours Ignite Due To A LinkedIn Post
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LinkedIn Post Sparks Fallout Remaster Frenzy: Is It Just Another Job Application?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Oh look, another day, another LinkedIn post sparking an internet meltdown! Because apparently, the gaming world’s collective brain cells short-circuited…

Xbox Begins With Console, But Asha Sharma’s Real Plan Is to Sprinkle Some Fun Dust and Magic Culture Fairy Powder All Over It
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Xbox Begins With Console, But Asha Sharma’s Real Plan Is to Sprinkle Some Fun Dust and Magic Culture Fairy Powder All Over It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Oh, look—a shiny new CEO at Xbox! 🙌 Just what the world needed, right? Because when you think of gaming…

BEHEMOTH’s Bangkok Concert: Where Even The Gods Of Death Metal Were Like “Bruh, That’s Too Much”
BEHEMOTH Brings the Fire (and Blasphemy) to Bangkok, While India Cowers in Fear
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BEHEMOTH’s Bangkok Concert: Where Even The Gods Of Death Metal Were Like “Bruh, That’s Too Much”

Chord F. DiscordMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to grace Thailand with their unholy presence! BEHEMOTH, the Polish black/death metal titans who’ve…

ROB ZOMBIE Unleashes Musical Madness With ‘F.T.W. 84’ Video From ‘The Great Satan’ Album – Satan Smiles and the Devil Nods in Approval
Holy Hell, Rob Zombie's Back with "The Great Satan" and It's Absolutely Devilishly Good 😈
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ROB ZOMBIE Unleashes Musical Madness With ‘F.T.W. 84’ Video From ‘The Great Satan’ Album – Satan Smiles and the Devil Nods in Approval

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Rob Zombie, the undisputed king of shock rock and horror aesthetics, has unleashed his eighth studio album, “The Great Satan,”…

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