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Hoobastank Still Exists Somehow
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Hoobastank Still Exists Somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S TIME TO BREAK OUT THE FLANNELS AND SKINNY JEANS, FOLKS! 🎉 Hoobastank is back and celebrating the…

Mississippi’s Racist History Reenacts Itself Again Apparently
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Mississippi’s Racist History Reenacts Itself Again Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, it’s…

Oh Joy Another Movie to Watch While You Freeze to Death This Winter Thanks Andrew Haigh
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Oh Joy Another Movie to Watch While You Freeze to Death This Winter Thanks Andrew Haigh

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good movie about…

AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward
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AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Democrats are trying to figure out how to…

Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently
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Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is facing pushback from industry groups over its…

Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi
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Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Wireless networks: where the wild things are. You think you know what’s connected, but let’s be real, it’s a jungle…

Rising Sun Sets on More Early Access Cash Grabs
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Rising Sun Sets on More Early Access Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

I have to admit, I was oblivious to the existence of Expeditions: Samurai until recently, and that’s not entirely my…

Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine
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Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Dave Mustaine announced that MEGADETH’s latest album might be their last, and the internet…

Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs
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Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Josh D’Amaro, CEO of Disney, recently acknowledged that the live-action remake of Moana and Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu…

Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
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Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…

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