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Oh boy, get ready to dust off your battle jackets and dig out those air guitars, because ANTHRAX is teasing…
Oh look, Iron Maiden is getting a documentary—because apparently their 17 albums, 100 million records, and 2,500 concerts weren’t enough…
SCORPIONS are proving that rock ‘n’ roll truly never dies—it just books extended stays in Las Vegas. Klaus Meine and…
On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…
Epstein Files Release Spawns Wild Conspiracy Theories The release of the Epstein files was supposed to be a win for…
In a shocking development that will surely leave fans asking, “Wait, what?” legendary bass-slapping weirdos PRIMUS have announced their latest…
It was pretty obvious that I would be interested in People of Note. Much like Devolver Digital, I’ve long championed…
Welcome to 5 Things PM! Here’s your nightly dose of real news, served with a side of conservative truth and…
HGTV, the network that brings you hours of people arguing about granite countertops, has decided to renovate its own reputation…
After what feels like an eternity (okay, 12 years), German power metal veterans Masterplan are finally gracing us with a…
