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BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense
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BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this? Blackie Lawless, the legendary frontman of W.A.S.P., recently appeared on the…

Midge Ure’s farewell tour’s not over yet apparently
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Midge Ure’s farewell tour’s not over yet apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Midge Ure is back with a brand new Best Of collection, encompassing music…

Trump Loses Again Democracy Wins Maybe
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Trump Loses Again Democracy Wins Maybe

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US Supreme Court’s decision to block President Donald Trump’s efforts to restrict…

Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Reboots Apparently
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Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Reboots Apparently

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In the endless pursuit of nostalgia and easy profits, TV revivals have become the norm. It’s a rare classic show…

Trump’s Supreme Court Picks Suddenly Not Doing What He Told Them To
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Trump’s Supreme Court Picks Suddenly Not Doing What He Told Them To

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, going after the Supreme…

Iran War Heats Up Your Winter Heating Bill
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Iran War Heats Up Your Winter Heating Bill

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Winter hasn’t even started yet, and people are already worrying about…

Stevie D Still Alive After Bus Crash Miraculously Doesn’t Derail Buckcherry’s Neverending Tour
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Stevie D Still Alive After Bus Crash Miraculously Doesn’t Derail Buckcherry’s Neverending Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I mean, who doesn’t love a good crash story to start their day? 🤦‍♂️ Buckcherry’s guitarist Stevie Dacanay (aka Stevie…

Planet Zoo 2: Where Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Meets Endless Billing Cycles
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Planet Zoo 2: Where Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Meets Endless Billing Cycles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

I recently had the chance to get my grubby little hands on Planet Zoo 2, the latest game from Frontier…

Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did
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Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is imploding! 🤯 MASTODON is being sued by the estate of their former band member…

Trump’s Latest Masterplan Somehow Already Going Wrong
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Trump’s Latest Masterplan Somehow Already Going Wrong

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US has revived its Ukraine peace bid, and I’m not…

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