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PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts
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PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! CNN is crying about the possibility of PBS and NPR losing…

CALEB SHOMO Boasts He’s Got a Whole ALBUM in His PANTS (Not What You Think)
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CALEB SHOMO Boasts He’s Got a Whole ALBUM in His PANTS (Not What You Think)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Elwood from the prestigious 95 WIIL Rock radio station, BEARTOOTH’s very own Caleb Shomo, in…

BUCKCHERRY Announces Geriatric Fall 2025 U.S Tour With Some Guy Named MICHAEL MONROE
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BUCKCHERRY Announces Geriatric Fall 2025 U.S Tour With Some Guy Named MICHAEL MONROE

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready for the geriatric rock event of the decade! 👴👵 California’s finest (debatable) rockers, BUCKCHERRY, are crawling…

Amy Lee Reveals the Evanescence Song That Should Have Been a Single (But We All Secretly Hate It)
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Amy Lee Reveals the Evanescence Song That Should Have Been a Single (But We All Secretly Hate It)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, honey, every artist has regrets, especially when they realize their “artistic vision” was maybe just a bad hair day…

Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World
Elephant Reads CNN

Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Another July 4th, and CNN is pushing the same old leftist propaganda, this time disguised as a puff piece about…

GORGUTS New Album Slated To Drop Around The Time Flying Cars Become Mainstream
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GORGUTS New Album Slated To Drop Around The Time Flying Cars Become Mainstream

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Canadian death metal dinosaurs GORGUTS are FINALLY crawling out of their crypt to grace us with new material, almost a…

Smashing Pumpkins Milking ‘Machina’ For All It’s Worth With Ridiculous 25th-Anniversary Reissue Variants
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Smashing Pumpkins Milking ‘Machina’ For All It’s Worth With Ridiculous 25th-Anniversary Reissue Variants

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

FINALLY! 🙄 After YEARS of promising, Billy Corgan (aka William Patrick Corgan, in case you forgot he’s trying to be…

Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?
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Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

HEAVEN SHALL BURN, those guys? Oh, you mean the German band that thinks they’re, like, totally important? 😂 Yeah, they’re…

Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!
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Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

OMG! Another indie game thinks it’s all that? 🙄 A Steam co-op climbing game called Peak – because originality is…

Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)
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Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

So, Terrie Carr from WDHA-FM 105.5 FM, which is apparently a real radio station in New Jersey (who knew?), had…

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