Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares
**Get ready for the most epic Christmas movie ever, folks! 🎅🏼🎄**. This November, the one and only Johnny Depp is…
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Stones Still Alive Somehow Release New Video With Hot Guy
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Rolling Stones action? 🤯 I mean, I know I’m not, but…
Cop Who Mistook Apartment Gets Early Get Out of Jail Free Card
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Amber Guyger, the Dallas police officer who was convicted of killing a Black…
Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills
Twenty-five years to the day since it was first released, Kylie Minogue announces Fever (XXV Edition), a new edition of…
Oh joy another farewell tour precursor album from Peter Gabriel
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry’s most beloved retirees are back with yet another iteration of…
MÖTLEY CRÜE somehow still relevant on Spotify
Oh boy, are you ready for some utterly unsurprising news? 🤯 MÖTLEY CRÜE’s “Kickstart My Heart” has officially surpassed one…
James Bond Gets Freebies To Lure Players Back Into 007 First Light
IO Interactive is actually doing something right for once, and it’s a miracle. The developer has announced the release of…
More Heroes Will Die in Avengers Secret Wars Because Merch Sales Matter
Kevin Feige has reassured fans that the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) will not be undergoing a full-fledged reboot after the…
Sekiro’s Theatrical Tease Evolves Into Full Crunchyroll Series This January
Breaking news, gamers! The Sekiro: No Defeat anime finally has a release date, and it’s not exactly what we were…
More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend
Because you clearly haven’t been entertained enough, new movies are coming to streaming this week and every week, at a…