Nintendo Dangles Digital Carrots At Addicted Fans With New Animal Crossing Features
🚨 BREAKING: Nintendo Has Decided That January 15th Is the Day We Finally Ascend to Our Highest Animal Crossing Selves…
Tag: retro
Voivod’s New Game: Prepare for Nuclear Boredom
So, like, VOIVOD, those Canadian metal dudes who peaked sometime last century, are still trying to be relevant. Get this:…
Toronto Game Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment, Local Gamers/Cosplayers
Oh, honey, the Toronto Game Expo 2025 is back for its fall edition, and guess what? They couldn’t even keep…
New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! 🥳 Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…
NICKELBACK Teams Up With SHENANDOAH to Defile ‘The Church On Cumberland Road’
OMG! Brace yourselves, music lovers (or haters, we don’t judge…much). 🙄 The pinnacle of artistic achievement is upon us! Grammy…
Sophie Grey, the “Rising Star,” Blesses the Stage with the Undeniably Legendary Trevor Horn
OMG , get ready to clutch your pearls! Rising star Sophie Grey. (yes, the period is part of her name, deal with…
iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)
Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 iam8bit, those guys who keep trying to sell you overpriced vinyl and plastic game cases,…
Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)
OMG! 😱 GHOST, those Swedish purveyors of… uh… *theatrical rock* (whatever that means), have apparently decided to bless us with…
Ghost’s ‘Skeletour’ with PRG: Prepare for a Behind-the-Crypt Look (as if you care)
So, GHOST went on tour, called the “Skeletour”. You know, because calling it the “We Need More Money Tour” was…
Gamescom 2025: “Routine”—Yeah, Sure, Another “Survival Horror Classic” In The Making
OMG 😱! After a geological epoch—more than a decade, you peasants!—Routine, the game that’s been more vaporware than actual ware,…