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Fake news lies about Trump’s perfect economic genius again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news lies about Trump’s perfect economic genius again

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal fake news machine is at it again, folks. As I sit here, basking in…

Because What James Bond Really Needed Was a Pair of Dorky Smart Glasses to Go with His Martini and Exploding Pen
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Because What James Bond Really Needed Was a Pair of Dorky Smart Glasses to Go with His Martini and Exploding Pen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Get ready for the most epic spy adventure of the century! 🕵️‍♂️🔥 Even Realities has just announced that their sleek…

Liberal Texas city screws up, pays off innocent guys bigtime somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Texas city screws up, pays off innocent guys bigtime somehow

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

It’s 2026 and the greatest president this country has ever seen, Donald Trump, is still crushing it in the White…

DEEP PURPLE Finally Decides to Release Music That Matches Their Ego with New Single ‘Arrogant Boy’ from Their Obviously Genius Album ‘Splat’
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DEEP PURPLE Finally Decides to Release Music That Matches Their Ego with New Single ‘Arrogant Boy’ from Their Obviously Genius Album ‘Splat’

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

Get ready to rock out with the legendary DEEP PURPLE, as they release their brand-new album “Splat!” on July 3…

Ahsoka Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Announce Season 2 After Making Us Wait Forever
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Ahsoka Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Announce Season 2 After Making Us Wait Forever

FinnMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

After waiting for what felt like an eternity, the second season of Ahsoka is finally on its way to Disney+,…

Breaking News: MĂ–TLEY CRĂśE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles
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Breaking News: MĂ–TLEY CRĂśE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

This is going to be a wild ride, folks! 🎢 MĂ–TLEY CRĂśE, the most iconic rock band of all time…

OMG You Guys New Counter-Strike 2 Skins are Coming in May 2026 and They’re Probably Going to Break the Bank and Your Social Life
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OMG You Guys New Counter-Strike 2 Skins are Coming in May 2026 and They’re Probably Going to Break the Bank and Your Social Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

The skin market for Counter-Strike 2 was on fire in May 2026, and I’m not just saying that because I’m…

The Testament of Ann Lee hits Disney+ because what every kid needs is a healthy dose of 18th century Shaker history to go along with their Mickey Mouse waffles
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The Testament of Ann Lee hits Disney+ because what every kid needs is a healthy dose of 18th century Shaker history to go along with their Mickey Mouse waffles

FinnMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and downright spiritual experience of your life: The Testament of Ann Lee is…

Certainly eBay’s brilliant move against failing GameStop
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Certainly eBay’s brilliant move against failing GameStop

Big ElephantMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who is…

Sega Suddenly Realizes It Has No Idea What a “Super Game” Is and Quietly Backs Away While Clutching Its Precious Sonic Reboots for Dear Life
The Sega Saga: A Tale of Cancelled Games and Rebooted Dreams 🤣
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Sega Suddenly Realizes It Has No Idea What a “Super Game” Is and Quietly Backs Away While Clutching Its Precious Sonic Reboots for Dear Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

It’s time to sound the alarm, folks! Sega, the legendary game developer, has just dropped a bombshell that’s left gamers…

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