TRIVIUM’s Corey Beaulieu Promises Not To Ruin Band This Time
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will totally not change your life at all? 🙄 TRIVIUM,…
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Tampa Airport Security Now In Hands Of Lowest Bidder
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tampa International Airport is going to privatize most of its Transportation…
Hollywood Scraps Originality with Another Overexplained Reboot The Odyssey
It’s a feat worthy of the gods themselves: taking a 3,000-year-old tale that every single person reads in high school…
Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious angst and emotional depth? 🤯 Because Taylor Momsen, the queen of…
Canada Gets Special 50% Tariff Privileges Courtesy Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump invoking a 1930 trade law to impose 50% tariffs…
Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Sen. Darline Graham announcing her run for her late brother’s seat…
Oh Great Another Fantasy Movie to Suck the Life Out of You Literally with Vampires and Werewolves and Cliches Galore Children of Bone and Blood
Get ready for the most epic fantasy adventure of the year, folks! 🎉👏 Children of Blood and Bone is coming…
Oh Great Another Movie Where Saoirse Ronan Ruins Her Life with Questionable Life Choices in the Trailer for Bad Apples Because We Clearly Need More of That
The most epic movie trailer ever just dropped, and we’re not even kidding, it’s about a teacher who kidnaps a…
Merger on Hold Because Lawyers Got Paid
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, folks. A federal judge has granted…
Melissa Auf Der Maur blesses us with more music we didnt ask for
Oh boy, get ready for a blast from the past! 🎸 Melissa Auf Der Maur, the iconic bassist of HOLE…