Gibson blows entire marketing budget on Billy Gibbons meetup for 12 diehard fans
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤩 Gibson is releasing a super limited edition guitar, and by super…
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America Just Sent Iran a Lovely Care Package of Bombs
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and let me tell you,…
Gamers can now milk EVE Online with bizarre cow controller stunt
Get ready for the most udderly ridiculous gaming event of the year: a real cow is taking the reins in…
JD Vance tries to convince Jews he’s not that bad
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance’s recent remarks to the Republican Jewish Coalition, and…
Bonds Just Became the Worst Investment Since Your Friend’s Band
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Global bond yields are rising to their highest levels in decades,…
Cheap Cars Now as Rare as Decent Human Beings Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The days of affordable cars seem to be behind us, and…
DOWN Still Exists Somehow Tours Maryland
I just witnessed the most epic thing ever – a fan-filmed video of DOWN’s entire August 30 concert at The…
Tupac Murder Case Wraps Up Faster Than His Albums
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Duane “Keffe D” Davis, the man accused…
HBO Max Digs Up The Howard Stern Show Because Everything Else is Exhausted
Howard Stern is returning to television, because of course he is. The “King of All Media” has struck a deal…
Trump Gets Green Light For Fancy Dance Floor At Public Expense
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump the green light to…