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Alice Cooper somehow still alive to plug book in NYC next year
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Alice Cooper somehow still alive to plug book in NYC next year

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 The one and only Alice Cooper is coming to New York…

MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE
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MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt while reading about Matt Sorum’s latest interview, and I’m…

Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds
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Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Somerset Sounds festival has just announced its inaugural headliner, and it’s none other than the legendary Simply Red. Because, you…

Smithsonian Seeks Glutton for Punishment as New Leader
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Smithsonian Seeks Glutton for Punishment as New Leader

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

The Smithsonian Institution is on the hunt for a new leader, and let me tell you, it’s a wild time…

Trump Doubling Down on Chaos Before Midterms Because Why Not
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Trump Doubling Down on Chaos Before Midterms Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s personal behavior has been, well, pretty remarkable over…

Politicians Suddenly Concerned About Tech They Don’t Understand
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Politicians Suddenly Concerned About Tech They Don’t Understand

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding the US military’s use of AI in targeting…

Trump Promises AI Magic With New Bureaucratic Position
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Trump Promises AI Magic With New Bureaucratic Position

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump announced that he plans to create an “AI…

Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms
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Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some Republicans are trying to distance themselves from…

Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently
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Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out on the trail in Iowa,…

World Leaders Gather to Learn AI from Twitter Expert Trump
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World Leaders Gather to Learn AI from Twitter Expert Trump

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s quite…

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