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Trump Finally Finds Something He Can Defend Besides Ego
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Finally Finds Something He Can Defend Besides Ego

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest announcement, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the United States…

Nike Gets Kicked Again By Mbappé
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Nike Gets Kicked Again By Mbappé

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about French football star Kylian Mbappé, who’s just signed a new sponsorship deal…

Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently
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Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is claiming he’s “banning” CNN, MS NOW, and…

How To Rob A Bank Because Apparently David Leitch’s Life Was Missing A Felony Charge
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How To Rob A Bank Because Apparently David Leitch’s Life Was Missing A Felony Charge

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Breaking news: a movie about bank robbers is coming out and it’s going to be totally original and not at…

California Gets Kill Switch for Rogue AI Because That Always Works
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California Gets Kill Switch for Rogue AI Because That Always Works

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s latest move to regulate artificial intelligence, and I…

ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job
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ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. An immigration officer, Christian Castro, has…

Guy Ritchie’s Wife and Dog are More Interesting than His Movies Apparently They Get a Teaser Trailer Now
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Guy Ritchie’s Wife and Dog are More Interesting than His Movies Apparently They Get a Teaser Trailer Now

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright ridiculous movie trailer of the year? I…

Justice finally decides to show up to Caleb Flynn trial
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Justice finally decides to show up to Caleb Flynn trial

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, this trial is going to be a wild ride. Opening statements are set to begin…

Udo still making music somehow
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Udo still making music somehow

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and a whole lot of metal? Because Udo Dirkschneider and…

White House suddenly remembers vetting process exists
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

White House suddenly remembers vetting process exists

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, it looks like the White House is pulling the plug on Lance Schroyer’s nomination to lead Immigration and Customs…

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