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Dave Mustaine Credits Divine Intervention For Not Dying Yet
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Dave Mustaine Credits Divine Intervention For Not Dying Yet

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 🤯 Dave Mustaine, the legendary Megadeth frontman, just went live on…

PLUSH finally gives us the nu metal revival we never asked for
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PLUSH finally gives us the nu metal revival we never asked for

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

I just heard that PLUSH has released a new single, “Animalistic”, and I’m still trying to pick up the pieces…

Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well
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Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just got word that Wednesday 13 is teaming…

Kingdom Hearts IV gets release date and obligatory anime cash grab
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Kingdom Hearts IV gets release date and obligatory anime cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Get ready, Keyblade warriors, the latest Kingdom Hearts IV trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean, who doesn’t…

Dems Pin Hopes On Voters They’ve Been Ignoring Until Now
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Dems Pin Hopes On Voters They’ve Been Ignoring Until Now

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats have adopted a new presidential primary schedule for 2028,…

Some Guy Named Prisoner Released By Miley Cyrus Apparently
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Some Guy Named Prisoner Released By Miley Cyrus Apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-tinged, European modern metal goodness? Because I’m not, but here we are.…

Trump Complains USS Lincoln Didn’t Stay Away Long Enough
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Trump Complains USS Lincoln Didn’t Stay Away Long Enough

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the USS Abraham Lincoln, and I have to…

Laid Off CEO Seeks Rehire After Stellar Zoom Performance
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Laid Off CEO Seeks Rehire After Stellar Zoom Performance

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Vishal Garg, the former CEO of Better, and I just can’t…

Foghat Still Exists Apparently
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Foghat Still Exists Apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked, SHOCKED, that Foghat is still a thing.…

Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet
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Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 MASTODON just dropped the official music video for “In…

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