GODSMACK Desperately Scours Craigslist And Finds Some Dudes Named SAM KOLTUN And WADE MURFF To Carry Their Gear On 2026 Tour
In a shocking turn of events, Godsmack’s frontman Sully Erna sat down with TalkShopLive’s The Rock N Roll Channel to…
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Discord and Sanrio Join Forces to Make Your Profile Pic a Hello Kitty Nightmare Because Who Needs Human Friends Anyway
The ultimate news that will change your life forever: Sanrio and Discord have teamed up to bring you the most…
Steven Spielberg Got Scared of All the Math and Science Stuff in Interstellar and Ran Away with His Tail Between His Legs
So, you want to know about Steven Spielberg and his failed attempt to direct Interstellar? 🚀👽 Well, buckle up, folks,…
Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
IRON MAIDEN Finally Decides to Release a Documentary That Will Probably Just Be 2 Hours of Bruce Dickinson Talking About His Love of Fencing and Airplanes
Get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic documentary trailer ever created – “Iron Maiden: Burning Ambition”…
Liberal judges ruin America with their stupid gun control decisions again
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth, led…
Pokémon Champions Is Finally Here and Oh Boy Are You Guys Going to Freak Out About All the Things That Are Totally Not Wrong With It
The wait is over, and the brand new Pokémon Champions game has been unleashed on the world 🌎. Well, “unleashed”…
Tom Holland Reveals What Brand New Day Reshoots Add to Film Except It’s Probably Just More of Him Making Sad Puppy Eyes
So, you’ve heard the rumors, folks: reshoots are the kiss of death for any movie. Or are they? 🤔 I…
Andy Weir’s Project Hail Mary Is Taking Over the Universe with a Super Cool Not at All Gimmicky New VR and AR Game That You’ll Definitely Play for More Than 5 Minutes
After the “stupendous success” (read: people actually liked it, what a miracle 🙌) of Project Hail Mary at the box…
Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…