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Tag: rock

Lemmy’s Ghost Haunts Stoke-on-Trent: Bronze Abomination Erected
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Lemmy’s Ghost Haunts Stoke-on-Trent: Bronze Abomination Erected

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

On Friday, May 9, 2025, Lemmy Kilmister, the dude who made a career out of singing about speed and playing…

Wes Scantlin Promises New Album Will Make You Cry (Probably From Laughter)
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Wes Scantlin Promises New Album Will Make You Cry (Probably From Laughter)

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

In a new interview with Mark Strigl, PUDDLE OF MUDD frontman Wes Scantlin, the only guy keeping the “Mud” afloat…

Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For
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Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Amy Lee from EVANESCENCE, yes, the “Bring Me to Life” band that your mom still listens to, has…

David Draiman, the vocalist of Disturbed, thought proposing on stage was a totally unique and not-at-all-clichรฉ move, proving that even metal gods can be basic AF
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David Draiman, the vocalist of Disturbed, thought proposing on stage was a totally unique and not-at-all-clichรฉ move, proving that even metal gods can be basic AF

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Did you hear? David Draiman, the guy who screams about “Down with the Sickness” (which, let’s be honest,…

Oh honey, Scissor Sisters are dusting off their old wigs and bedazzling their platform boots for a 20th anniversary cash grab of their debut album ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฐ!
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Oh honey, Scissor Sisters are dusting off their old wigs and bedazzling their platform boots for a 20th anniversary cash grab of their debut album ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฐ!

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Can you believe it? It’s been a whole TWO DECADES since the Scissor Sisters graced (or, depending on…

Prepare your eardrums for a geriatric rock-off as FOREIGNER, propped up by the ancient relic LOU GRAMM, creaks through Santiago, Chile in Spring 2025! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿคฃ
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Prepare your eardrums for a geriatric rock-off as FOREIGNER, propped up by the ancient relic LOU GRAMM, creaks through Santiago, Chile in Spring 2025! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿคฃ

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

HOLY GUACAMOLE! ๐Ÿฅ‘ Fan-filmed video surfaces of FOREIGNER’s May 7th concert in Chile, and let’s just say it’s a masterclass…

The Who, bless their geriatric hearts, are apparently still touring and calling it a “farewell,” again ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ’จ.
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The Who, bless their geriatric hearts, are apparently still touring and calling it a “farewell,” again ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ’จ.

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2025May 8, 2025

Alright, listen up, you geriatric rockers! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต The Who, those purveyors of smashed guitars and tinnitus-inducing anthems, are apparently lumbering…

Calabrese in Charlotte, NC (05/07/2025)
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Calabrese in Charlotte, NC (05/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

American rock from Phoenix, Arizona!

3 Doors Down Dude Says “Bring It On, Cancer!” Like It’s a Free Guitar Solo ๐Ÿค˜๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ’€
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3 Doors Down Dude Says “Bring It On, Cancer!” Like It’s a Free Guitar Solo ๐Ÿค˜๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ’€

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Brad Arnold from 3 DOORS DOWN has stage 4 kidney cancer! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Guess “The Better Life” wasn’t all that better,…

Witness Ace Frehley’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Festival 2025, where he’ll probably remember at least *one* song ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคก
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Witness Ace Frehley’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Festival 2025, where he’ll probably remember at least *one* song ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคก

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Breaking News: Some Dude Filmed Ace Frehley at M3 Rock Festival! ๐Ÿคฃ We have obtained EXCLUSIVE (totally not shaky and…

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