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The Face Says 25. The Knees Say Otherwise
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The Face Says 25. The Knees Say Otherwise

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2026

This scene from The Irishman perfectly captures the energy of certain rock bands still performing songs from their youth Chuck…

Geezer Butler OBVIOUSLY Ripping Off Jaco Pastorius But Credits Some Old Dudes Like Jack Bruce Instead
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Geezer Butler OBVIOUSLY Ripping Off Jaco Pastorius But Credits Some Old Dudes Like Jack Bruce Instead

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤣 Fender has just shared a new episode of “Lowdown On The…

Scrlett in Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)
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Scrlett in Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2026

Heavy shoegaze/alternative/indie-rock from Sumter, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Overlay in Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)
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Overlay in Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2026

Shoegaze/alternative/indie-rock from Charleston, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again
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Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This
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Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This

FinnJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh joy, because the world was just missing another live-action adaptation of a beloved ’80s franchise, Jem and the Holograms…

DEEP PURPLE Still Making Music Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Smoke on the Water in 1972
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DEEP PURPLE Still Making Music Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Smoke on the Water in 1972

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

The epic news we’ve all been waiting for: DEEP PURPLE is back with a new single, “Diablo”, and it’s a…

OMG You Guys BREAKING BENJAMIN Finally Finished Their Album After Only A Million Years Of Waiting
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OMG You Guys BREAKING BENJAMIN Finally Finished Their Album After Only A Million Years Of Waiting

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

The wait is almost over, folks! 🎉🔥 BREAKING BENJAMIN guitarist Jasen Rauch and Keith Wallen sat down with Moshpit Passion…

Breaking News: OVERKILL Still Somehow Managing to Shred Faces at 2026 SWEDEN ROCK FESTIVAL Despite Being Older Than Your Grandma
Breaking News: OVERKILL is Still Alive and Thrashing, Despite Some Minor Setbacks 🤘
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Breaking News: OVERKILL Still Somehow Managing to Shred Faces at 2026 SWEDEN ROCK FESTIVAL Despite Being Older Than Your Grandma

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

The Sweden Rock Festival is in full swing, and the legendary thrash metal band OVERKILL is taking the stage by…

Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Emerges From Rock and Roll Retirement Home To Release New Album That Your Uncle Will Think Is Cool
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Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Emerges From Rock and Roll Retirement Home To Release New Album That Your Uncle Will Think Is Cool

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Breaking news: Joe Holmes, the most legendary guitarist in the history of rock music (or so he thinks), has just…

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