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Tag: rock

Elvis Costello Reissues Debut Album My Aim Is True
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Elvis Costello Reissues Debut Album My Aim Is True

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Elvis Costello is celebrating the 49th anniversary of his debut album, My Aim Is True, with a massive box set…

Prong still exists and has a new song somehow
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Prong still exists and has a new song somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my enthusiasm… 😴…

Amyl and the Sniffers Drop Live Album and Concert Film Soon
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Amyl and the Sniffers Drop Live Album and Concert Film Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Amyl and the Sniffers are set to release a new live album and concert film, titled Truth or Consequence, which…

Wildfires Bring Exciting Free Relocation Opportunities to Spokane County
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Wildfires Bring Exciting Free Relocation Opportunities to Spokane County

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on CNN, and folks, it’s getting pretty wild out there.…

Bruce Dickinson saves Poland from good music with orchestra tour
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Bruce Dickinson saves Poland from good music with orchestra tour

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

MAX CAVALERA bravely reveals music not that important somehow still manages to have ego
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MAX CAVALERA bravely reveals music not that important somehow still manages to have ego

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 3, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Max Cavalera, the legendary frontman of Soulfly and former Sepultura member, has shared his…

Lita Ford somehow still alive and making music again
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Lita Ford somehow still alive and making music again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Lita Ford, the queen of ’80s hard rock, is…

Phil Collins Near Death Scare in 2024 Due to Excessive Drinking
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Phil Collins Near Death Scare in 2024 Due to Excessive Drinking

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 2, 2026

Phil Collins has revealed that he was close to death during an April 2024 hospitalization, when organ failure left his…

Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos
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Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I just found out that KINGS OF CHAOS,…

JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life
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JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, it’s not like…

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