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Meg White Mixup Daily Mail Trails Wrong Woman
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Meg White Mixup Daily Mail Trails Wrong Woman

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

The Daily Mail apparently went looking for the famously private Meg White and found someone else entirely. According to a…

Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott
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Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I couldn’t believe what I was reading. THE SWEET, the…

Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra
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Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FOO FIGHTERS just joined forces with the Los Angeles…

RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life
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RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some nostalgia overload? 🤯 RUSH is back, and they’re not just phoning it in…

Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
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Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt 🍺🖤. Chris Slade, the legendary Welsh drummer who’s played…

Buckcherry Tour Bus Crashes in Deadly Multi Vehicle Accident
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Buckcherry Tour Bus Crashes in Deadly Multi Vehicle Accident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026

A multi-vehicle accident involving Buckcherry’s tour bus resulted in one fatality, though members of the band and its touring crew…

Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
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Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…

VEIL OF MAYA Fans Desperately Cling To Lukas Magyar’s New Project SIFYN
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VEIL OF MAYA Fans Desperately Cling To Lukas Magyar’s New Project SIFYN

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some life-changing music? 🤯 I mean, who needs personal growth or meaningful relationships…

KISS Tries To Stay Relevant With Awkward Baseball Pitch
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KISS Tries To Stay Relevant With Awkward Baseball Pitch

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to relevance? 🤣 Because I’ve got a doozy…

Dexter and the Moonrocks Rock Fallon with Freakin Out Performance
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Dexter and the Moonrocks Rock Fallon with Freakin Out Performance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

Dexter and the Moonrocks stopped by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon to make their late-night TV debut with “Freakin’…

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