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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Shock rock from South Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Shudder to Think Returns with First New Music in Almost Thirty Years
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Shudder to Think Returns with First New Music in Almost Thirty Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026

Shudder to Think are back with their first new EP in nearly 30 years. The post-hardcore vets will release the…

Flotsam and Jetsam bassist still salty about being less famous than Nirvana 30 years later
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Flotsam and Jetsam bassist still salty about being less famous than Nirvana 30 years later

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🀯 Because I just got my hands on the latest…

Stephen Pearcy still talking about Van Halen 40 years later somehow
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Stephen Pearcy still talking about Van Halen 40 years later somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some serious name-dropping and nostalgia? 🀯 Because Stephen Pearcy, the founder and frontman of…

Blackie Lawless Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed More Of His Opinion
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Blackie Lawless Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed More Of His Opinion

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🀯 I just found out that Blackie Lawless, the legendary…

ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire
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ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Body Count? πŸ˜‚ Because, apparently, Ice-T and Ernie C are already…

TV’s Richard Lloyd Battles Bile Duct Cancer, GoFundMe Campaign Underway
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TV’s Richard Lloyd Battles Bile Duct Cancer, GoFundMe Campaign Underway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Richard Lloyd, co-founding guitarist of Television, has been diagnosed with cholangiocarcinoma, a serious form of bile duct cancer. According to…

Bret Michaels Scraps Tour Dates Amid Recovery from Recent Surgeries
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Bret Michaels Scraps Tour Dates Amid Recovery from Recent Surgeries

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Bret Michaels has canceled the remainder of his 2026 tour dates as he continues to recover from recent surgical procedures.…

Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time
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Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Gene Simmons, the legendary bassist and vocalist of KISS, has announced that he will…

Foo Fighters Rock Hollywood Bowl with LA Philharmonic
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Foo Fighters Rock Hollywood Bowl with LA Philharmonic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Foo Fighters took a brief pause from their ongoing β€œTake Cover Tour” to join the LA Philharmonic at the Hollywood…

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