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ROB ZOMBIE Unleashes Musical Madness With ‘F.T.W. 84’ Video From ‘The Great Satan’ Album – Satan Smiles and the Devil Nods in Approval
Holy Hell, Rob Zombie's Back with "The Great Satan" and It's Absolutely Devilishly Good 😈
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ROB ZOMBIE Unleashes Musical Madness With ‘F.T.W. 84’ Video From ‘The Great Satan’ Album – Satan Smiles and the Devil Nods in Approval

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Rob Zombie, the undisputed king of shock rock and horror aesthetics, has unleashed his eighth studio album, “The Great Satan,”…

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2026 Chicago Beer Fest: Where Hops Meet Hype and Brewers Become Rock Stars

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 27, 2026

Chicago Beer Fest 2026: Where History Gets Tipsy Calling all hopheads! The Field Museum transforms into Brew-ville for one wild…

RUSH’s ALEX LIFESON On First Rehearsals With ANIKA NILLES: By The Fifth Day, ‘She Just Nailed All Those Songs’ – Because Clearly, Alex Needed A New Project To Keep Him Busy After All That RUSH Success.
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RUSH’s ALEX LIFESON On First Rehearsals With ANIKA NILLES: By The Fifth Day, ‘She Just Nailed All Those Songs’ – Because Clearly, Alex Needed A New Project To Keep Him Busy After All That RUSH Success.

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Oh great, just what the world needed—another reunion tour from a band that’s been coasting on nostalgia for over a…

Burning Ambition: Iron Maiden’s Documentary Is Coming To Theaters In May, Because Why Not?
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Burning Ambition: Iron Maiden’s Documentary Is Coming To Theaters In May, Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh look, Iron Maiden is getting a documentary—because apparently their 17 albums, 100 million records, and 2,500 concerts weren’t enough…

‘Wednesday’ Season 3 Is In Production – With Big New Stars, Including That One Guy From That Thing
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‘Wednesday’ Season 3 Is In Production – With Big New Stars, Including That One Guy From That Thing

FinnFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

The internet’s favorite black-clad, death-obsessed teenager is dusting off her nevermore uniform and sharpening her cheekbones for another round of…

WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want
Professional wrestling is scripted, but this experience was pure, unfiltered magic.
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WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

I’ve been watching professional wrestling since I was four years old, back when Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s autograph was the crown…

SHARON OSBOURNE: OZZY KNEW HE WAS ON BORIS KARLOFF’S TIME BUT DECIDED TO PARTY LIKE IT’S 1979 ANYWAY
Sharon Osbourne: Queen of Keeping It Real (and Also Probably Cursing)
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SHARON OSBOURNE: OZZY KNEW HE WAS ON BORIS KARLOFF’S TIME BUT DECIDED TO PARTY LIKE IT’S 1979 ANYWAY

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

In a recent episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast—which, fun fact, is hosted by Bunnie XO, aka Alisa DeFord, aka…

The Ghostface Sequels That Vanished Into the Woodsboro Abyss: A Chronicle of Screams That Never Screamed
The Scream Franchise: A Graveyard of Dead Scripts and Broken Dreams
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The Ghostface Sequels That Vanished Into the Woodsboro Abyss: A Chronicle of Screams That Never Screamed

FinnFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Let’s talk about the *Scream* franchise—a series that started as a clever, self-aware critique of slasher tropes and has since…

KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’
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KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

SCORPIONS are proving that rock ‘n’ roll truly never dies—it just books extended stays in Las Vegas. Klaus Meine and…

HI-TOP FADE: Where New Jack Swing Meets the Breakfast Club (No Pancakes, Just Jams)
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HI-TOP FADE: Where New Jack Swing Meets the Breakfast Club (No Pancakes, Just Jams)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Yo, check it! Eventbrite’s got an event for ya – it’s called “Hi-Top Fade: A New Jack Swing Day Party”…

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